[00:10.59]Long John: When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
[00:15.18]My father said "Now, son, this choice deserves deliberation
[00:19.90]Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
[00:25.07]My boy, why not consider a more challenging career?"
[00:29.29]Pirates: Hey, ho, ho
[00:31.26]You'll cruise to foreign shores
[00:33.42]And you'll keep your mind and body sound(Long John: Ha ha ha! Sing it, lads!)
[00:35.58]By working out of doors(Long John: Show him you've been practicing!)
[00:37.63]Long John: True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
[00:41.58]All: And when you're a professional pirate
[00:45.66]Bad Polly: That's what the job's about
[00:47.31]Long John: Upstage, lads, this is my only number!
[00:52.18]Now, take Sir Francis Drake; the Spanish all despise him
[00:56.87]But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
[01:01.84]It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
[01:06.62]And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood!
[01:10.56]Pirates: Hey, ho, ho(Long John: Oh, I love it!)
[01:12.99]We're honorable men(Long John: 'Tis poetry in motion!)
[01:15.05]And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten!
[01:19.27]Long John: On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
[01:23.21]All: But when you're a professional pirate
[01:27.24]Clueless Morgan: You don't have to wear a suit
[01:30.62]...What?
[01:31.64]Mad Monty: I could have been a surgeon
[01:33.37]I like taking things apart!
[01:35.80]Bad Polly: I could have been a lawyer
[01:37.49]But I just had too much heart
[01:39.93]Clueless Morgan: I could have been in politics
[01:42.56]'Cause I've always been a big spender
[01:47.15]Black-Eyed Pete: And me...I could have been a contender
[01:54.93]Long John: Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
[01:59.61]I say we're victims of bad press; it's all exaggerated
[02:04.49]We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
[02:09.37]We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet!
[02:13.40]*Long John's speech
[02:13.47]tell the truth that,
[02:14.97]do you really think the captain and the squire are planning to share the treasure
[02:18.53]with the likes of us
[02:20.03]and we'vebeen the rightful owners
[02:22.56]who's *** blood getting in here
[02:25.10]join us lad donate
[02:27.53]your compass to the treasure hunt and  ****
[02:31.87]All: Hey, ho, ho
[02:33.74]It's one for all for one
[02:35.81]And we'll share-and-share-alike with you and love you like a son
[02:40.02]We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're proud to be
[02:44.05]And when you're a professional pirate
[02:47.89]Long John: You'll be honest, brave, and free
[02:49.96]The soul of decency
[02:52.03]You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
[02:54.18]And most importantly—
[02:56.44]All: When you're a professional pirate
[03:00.08]You're always in the best of company!