Too Drunk To ****
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
Started up a fight
But, now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to ****
I love your stories
I like your gun
Shooting out car tires
Sounds like loads, and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball, like a baby
In Eraserhead
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to ****