[00:00.000] 作曲 : Jay Brannan [00:01.000] 制作人 : David Kahne [00:10.253]Dear santa [00:11.561]the thing is this year has been lame [00:15.863]It always seemed [00:16.920]I always dreamed by now i'd have someone else's last name [00:21.820]Way past grown [00:23.327]sleeping in a shrunken bed [00:26.940]All alone [00:28.664]unless you count the squatters tearing up my head [00:32.275]Tried so hard to be [00:34.553]good all year long [00:37.26]And we are all inherently bad [00:40.427]anne frank had it wrong [00:42.513]Santa oh santa [00:45.91]where were you last night? [00:47.734]I asked for nothing [00:50.00]i even left some cookies right [00:53.14]By the open window [00:54.323]i don't have a chimney [00:55.696]just a heart of gold you see [00:58.187]Imagine my surprise that not [01:00.88]even santa wants cookies from me [01:13.837]Dear santa [01:15.80]could you use a 6foot 1elf? [01:19.90]I'm sick of taking stock from this widow's walk [01:21.985]Up here searching for myself [01:25.264]Is there any way [01:26.897]i could hop aboard your sleigh? [01:30.548]Take a holiday [01:32.331]leave the work to me your red-nosed blue jay [01:35.853]When people say the joy you bring's [01:38.169]a children's thing does it sting? [01:40.574]'cuz i will ring silver bells &sing you're as real as [01:44.405]martin luther king [01:46.118]Santa oh santa [01:48.681]where were you last night? [01:51.282]I asked for nothing [01:53.877]i even left some cookies right [01:56.484]By the open window [01:57.801]i don't have a chimney [01:59.203]just a heart of gold you see [02:01.882]Imagine my surprise that not [02:03.926]even santa wants cookies from me [02:28.875]Chocolate chip [02:30.140]oatmeal raisin [02:31.551]gingerbread too [02:33.941]A full selection [02:35.229]from my convection [02:36.414]in little shapes of you [02:38.908]Free flowing ho-ho-ing's a lot for one man's jaws [02:44.450]If you're feelin'brittle [02:45.806]i can bake a little mrs for your claws [02:49.646]Santa oh santa [02:52.190]where were you last night? [02:54.728]I asked for nothing [02:57.312]i even left some cookies right [03:00.46]By the open window [03:01.308]i don't have a chimney [03:02.663]just a heart of gold you see [03:05.207]Imagine my surprise that not [03:06.853]even santa wants cookies from me