[00:00.00]Car Thief -Beastie Boys （兽男孩）
[00:21.303]Some static started in the pool hall
[00:24.452]Hit a motherf**ker's face with the cue ball
[00:27.101]Then I met this girl she tried to gank me
[00:29.481]So I smacked her in the booty with a plank B
[00:32.391]Me and my crew out breaking windows
[00:35.101]The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
[00:37.791]Possession is half the law
[00:40.41]I had my routines before all y'all
[00:42.791]Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
[00:45.521]You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
[00:48.141]See I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
[00:51.360]Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
[00:53.790]Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
[00:56.650]Or Mookie's gonna kick your motherf**kin'a**
[00:59.169]You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat
[01:02.199]See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that
[01:15.194]I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
[01:17.894]I don't buy cheeba I grow it
[01:20.824]People always trying to get next to me
[01:22.894]I had a beautiful experience on Ecstasy
[01:25.564]I smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer
[01:28.553]Because I had to deal with the money hungry miser
[01:31.603]Had a cane filled Kool with my man Rush Rush
[01:34.43]Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush
[01:36.483]You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror
[01:39.183]My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her
[01:42.43]You can't deny me you always want to try me
[01:45.42]Yo you're just gonna get your a**kicked
[01:47.852]Homeboy throw in the towel
[01:49.822]Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
[01:52.282]The Godfather of Soul in the belly of the beast
[01:55.352]Smoking that dust at St Anthony's Feast
[02:09.112]All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters
[02:11.482]Sitting in the White House pulling their peters
[02:14.362]Buy my cheeba from the cop down the street
[02:16.712]The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat
[02:19.202]So like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'
[02:21.852]Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin'
[02:24.982]Space cake cookies I discover who I am
[02:27.542]I'm a dusted old bummy Hurdy Gurdy Man
[02:30.332]Five-O caught me now I'm going to the mountains
[02:32.921]Said goodbye to my girl my lawyers and accountants
[02:35.431]My mind is kinda rhymin'and I think I oughta think
[02:38.271]So I'm rockin all the rhymes and I'll have another drink
[02:40.841]So the lights are flashing my mind is spinning
[02:43.361]I feel like it is always the beginning
[02:45.511]Of another rhyme I'm rapping MCing I rock
[02:48.701]You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped