[00:00.749]Beastie Boys -Hey Ladies [00:18.608]Hey ladies in the place [00:19.856]I'm calling out to ya [00:21.121]There never was [00:22.85]a city kid truer and bluer [00:23.836]There's more to me than [00:24.637]you'll ever know [00:25.629]And I've got more hits [00:26.941]than Sadaharu Oh [00:28.08]Tom Thumb [00:28.708]Tom Cushman [00:29.602]or Tom Foolery [00:30.463]Dating women on TV [00:31.518]with the help of Chuck Woolery [00:33.168]Words are flowing out [00:33.964]just like the Grand Canyon [00:35.321]And I'm always out looking for [00:36.536]a female companion [00:37.144]I threw the lasso around the tallest one [00:38.744]and dragged her to the crib [00:40.88]I took off her moccasins and put on my bib [00:42.601]Wheeling and dealing [00:43.318]I make a little bit of stealing [00:44.595]I'll bring you back to the place [00:45.901]and your dress I'm peeling [00:47.247]Your body's on time and [00:48.247]your mind is appealing [00:49.586]Staring at the cracks up there [00:51.32]upon the ceiling [00:52.08]Such and such will be the bass [00:53.427]that I'm throwing [00:54.218]I'm talking to a girl telling her [00:55.877]I'm all knowing [00:56.714]She's talking to the kid [00:58.567](To the who ) [00:58.792]I'm telling here every lie that [00:59.882]you know that I never did [01:01.90]Hey leadies,get funky [01:07.35]All the ladies in the house [01:11.803]The ladies,the ladies [01:14.647]Well,me in the corner [01:16.347]with a good looking daughter [01:17.686]I dropped my drawers [01:18.636]said Welcome Back Kotter [01:20.48]We were cutting up the rug [01:21.93]she started cutting up the carpet [01:22.588]In my apartment I begged [01:24.90]her please stop it [01:24.934]The gift of gab is the gift [01:26.534]that I have [01:27.54]And that girl ain't nothing [01:28.848]but a crab [01:29.570]Educated,no [01:30.788]Stupid,yep [01:31.923]And when I say stupid [01:32.920]I mean stupid fresh [01:34.255]I'm not James at 15or [01:35.504]Chachi in charge [01:36.636]I'm Adam and I'm adamant [01:37.865]about living large [01:38.834]With the white Sassoons and [01:40.119]the looks that kill [01:41.202]Making love in the back [01:42.253]of my Coupe De Ville [01:43.258](Benz ) [01:43.656]I met a little cutie she was [01:45.06]all hopped up on zootie [01:46.188]I liked the little cutie [01:46.988]but I kicked her in the bootie [01:48.335]'Cause I don't kinda go for [01:49.535]that messin'around [01:50.686]You be listening to [01:51.338]my records'a number one sound [01:52.976]Step to the rhythm step [01:54.363]step to the ride [01:55.436]I've got an open mind so [01:56.487]why don't you all get inside [01:57.672]Tune in,turn on [01:58.860]to my tune that's live [01:59.995]Ladies flock like bees to a hive [02:02.348]Hey ladies,get funky [02:07.705]Hey,hey,hey,hey ladies [02:10.624](Girls,girls ) [02:12.378]Hey,hey,hey,hey ladies [02:15.178](One more time ) [02:15.787](Ain't it funky now ) [02:16.870]Hey,hey,hey,hey,hey [02:19.670]hey,hey,hey ladies [02:22.787](Ain't it funky now ) [02:25.259](You know that ) [02:26.139]She's got a gold tooth [02:27.323]you know she's hardcore [02:28.423]She'll show you a good time [02:29.573]then she'll show you the door [02:30.724]Break up with your girl [02:31.917]it ended in tears [02:33.345]Vincent Van Gogh go [02:34.277]and mail that ear [02:35.685]Call her in the middle of [02:36.734]the night when I'm drinking [02:38.100]The phone booth on the corner is [02:39.300]damp and it's stinking [02:40.434]She said come on over [02:41.334]it was me that she missed [02:42.467]I threw that trash can through [02:43.417]her window 'cause you know [02:44.217]I got dissed [02:44.942]Your old lady left you [02:46.221]and you went insane [02:47.372]You blew yourself up [02:48.128]in the back of the 6train [02:49.568]Take my advice,at any price [02:51.969]A gorilla like your mother [02:53.44]is mighty weak [02:54.573]Sucking down pints till [02:55.630]I didn't know [02:57.01]Woke up in the morning [02:57.802]at the Won Ton Ho [02:59.64]'Cause I announce [03:00.129]I like girls that bounce [03:01.374]With the weight that [03:02.112]pays about a pound per ounce [03:04.06]Girls with curls [03:04.938]and big long locks [03:06.67]And beatnik chicks [03:07.166]just wearing their smocks [03:08.726]Walking high and [03:09.326]mighty like she's number one [03:11.42]She thinks she's the passionate one [03:13.123]Hey ladies,get funky [03:41.999]Hey hey hey hey ladies [03:45.608]Hey hey ladies