THE JERRY SMITH RAP (杰里史密斯说唱)
 作词 : None Like Joshua
 作曲 : CANTI
Got to relax
This is earth radio
And now, here's...human music
Hmm. Human music. I like it
My life’s sh*t
Wife misses excitement
and my kids
Don’t respect me
Unlike Rick
Who’s always got to ask me
why I itch
well – hm
I like it
Insufficient confidence
Wishing I was smart as Rick
Even Beth admitted to me that I had the smallest thing
when Mr. Shrimply Pibbles was in need of a new heart to switch
– I just want to be brave – oh
Unemployed, and the family is somewhat annoyed
Askin Summer if – she could bum a coin, the dumbest ploy
Missing Jerry daycare when we had fun with toys or
feelin all of Doofus Rick’s love and joy
Let me be in alternate reality
Celebrity – that you caught on our TV
Virtual simulation where I’m proud of me
Sleepy Gary on a yacht exploring sensuality
– but I’m not gay – oh
Even Mr. Meeseeks screaming doubtfully
Seepin in my self-defeat, I’m sinking every time I speak
Beth does she still need me when she’s workin surgery on a steed?
Cheating with that Davin, insecurity surely sounds so weak
Why am I so uncool?
I know it’s not my fault
I feel like such a fool
cause Rick’s the one who’s smart
They’re whispering loser
I play the victim card
You call me cupped I’m not
– cause
I like it
Making her choose – Rick over me
Stooping to mediocre, pleading
Hopelessly, open my room with a hotel key
Mytholog’s a decrepit worm
Thought divorce, inevitable
Now I’ll just be left alone
Kids never call, I check the phone
– oh
– all this time, I thought that my marriage is going fine
but I locked her out the car when I was scared of a homeless guy
Faulted Rick, and tried to kill him on a roller coaster ride
now I’ll never know if I’ll
be a man and grow inside
Why am I so uncool?
I know it’s not my fault
I feel like such a fool
cause Rick’s the one who’s smart
They’re whispering loser
I play the victim card
You call me cupped I’m not
– cause
Cause the 1995 called and...wants their insult back