Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
[LADY BEACONSFIELD]
Lord and Lady Hare
Fighting over there.
Darling, do beware!
She's a *****!
[LORD SAVAGE]
Lady Aberdare's
Having an affair
With the butler there!
Just her niche!
[VICIOUS PARTY GUESTS]
Fine party - divine party
A touch tarty - but stinkin' rich!
[LADY BEACONSFIELD]
What a pretty smile!
Mrs. Grenville - Heath!
Pity they are not all her teeth...
[LORD SAVAGE]
Lord Devere as well
He's as queer as hell!
And bi-***uelle!
Likes to switch!
[ALL]
Dee-licious - and so vicious!
Our one wish is to
*****, *****, *****!
[BUTLER]
Lady Postlethwaite
[LADY BEACONSFIELD]
God, she's put on weight!
[LORD SAVAGE]
Gives you more to hate!
[LADY BEACONSFIELD]
Mean old *****!
[BUTLER]
Lady Leopold
[LORD SAVAGE]
Looking really old!
[LADY BEACONSFIELD]
Poor Sir Leopold
[LORD SAVAGE]
She's a witch!
[ALL]:
Chic people - unique people
And freak people we quickly ditch!
[BUTLER]
Lady Delaware
[LADY BEACONSFIELD]
Awful color hair!
That's her lover there
With the twitch!
[BUTLER]
Lord and Lady Biggs
[LORD SAVAGE]
What a pair of pigs!
Wear each other's wigs!
[LORD SAVAGE & LADY BEACONSFIELD]
Itch! Itch! Itch!
[ALL]
June wedding
The bride dreading
The leg-spreading
While London's rich
Come here and
*****!...*****!...*****!
*****!...*****!...*****!