[00:00.000] 作词 : 周星驰
[00:00.934] 作曲 : 秦小站
[00:01.868]星：少林功夫加 蒸 気 波
[00:04.532]你话有冇得谂
[00:05.290]大师兄：冇谂！
[00:11.141]星：你唔做过又点知啫
[00:12.604]大师兄：唔做
[00:14.197]我劝过你脚踏实地架啦
[00:16.627]呢度有份洗厕所嘅你咪做住先啰
[00:19.161]唔发梦啦
[00:20.650]星：做人如果冇梦想
[00:22.191]同条咸鱼有咩分别啊
[00:24.072]大师兄：你鞋都冇一对
[00:25.273]唔系咸鱼一条啰
[00:27.154]学咩人讲理想
[00:29.087]星：噉又唔系啊 我心中嗰团火系唔~会熄架
[00:34.364]大师兄：吹唔系熄啰 唔熄
[00:36.663]星：熄咗可以挞返着啫
[00:38.178]大师兄：够啦 我有我嘅生活 你有你嘅挞火
[00:41.835]总之你唔烦住我啦 我仲要揾食嘅 大佬
[00:45.832]星：噢！噉你当年苦练嘅铁头功
[00:48.627]你忍心眼白白睇住佢荒废晒了喔
[00:51.187]大师兄：错！
[00:56.359]少林功夫醒
[01:00.748]好好好嘢
[01:05.345]少林功夫劲
[01:07.122]系好好劲
[01:09.708]我系金刚腿
[01:11.954]金刚腿
[01:13.548]佢系铁头 佢系铁头功
[01:18.406]哇哦 哇哦 哇啊哦 （我顶你个*）