[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Schwartz
[00:00.526] 作曲 : Stephen Schwartz
[00:01.52]Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I,
[00:06.42]And let's face it
[00:07.72]who isn't less fortunate than I?
[00:10.69]My tender heart tends to start to bleed.
[00:14.82]And when someone needs a makeover,
[00:16.88]I simply have to take over!
[00:18.70]I know, I know exactly what they need!
[00:24.74]And even in your case,
[00:28.44]Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face,
[00:32.51]Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed!
[00:38.07]Follow my lead,
[00:41.22]And yes indeed, you will be...
[00:50.55]Popular!
[00:52.25]You're gonna be popular!
[00:54.51]I'll teach you the proper poise,
[00:56.57]When you talk to boys,
[00:57.96]Little ways to flirt and flounce,
[01:00.03]ooh!
[01:00.71]I'll show you what shoes to wear!
[01:02.01]How to fix your hair!
[01:03.83]Everything that really counts to be...
[01:06.19]POPULAR!
[01:08.23]I'll help you be popular!
[01:10.78]You'll hang with the right cohorts,
[01:12.50]You'll be good at sports,
[01:13.93]Know the slang you've got to know.
[01:16.82]So let's start,
[01:17.83]'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go!
[01:22.63]Don't be offended by my frank analysis,
[01:25.35]Think of it as personality dialysis,
[01:28.04]Now that I've chosen to become a
[01:29.63]Pal, a sis or an advisor,
[01:31.10]There's nobody wiser!
[01:33.58]Not when it comes to...
[01:35.09]POPULAR!
[01:36.85]I know about popular.
[01:39.29]and with an assist from me,
[01:41.27]to be who you'll be,
[01:43.19]instead of dreary who you were...
[01:45.11]Well, are.
[01:46.40]There's nothing that can stop you,
[01:47.86]from becoming popu-ler... lar...
[01:51.28]la la, la la!
[01:56.86]We're gonna make you pop-u-lar!
[02:02.25]When i see depressing creatures,
[02:04.67]With unprepossessing features,
[02:07.42]I remind them on their own they have
[02:11.02]To - think - of
[02:12.98]Celebrated heads of state,
[02:15.47]Or specially great communicators!
[02:18.72]Did they have brains or knowledge?
[02:21.01]Don't make me laugh!
[02:22.88]ha ha!
[02:23.53]They were POPULAR!
[02:24.86]Please!
[02:25.99]It's all about popular.
[02:28.27]It's not about aditude,
[02:30.18]It's the way you're viewed,
[02:31.74]So it's very shrewd to be,
[02:34.64]Very very popular
[02:36.69]like ME!
[02:40.85]Why, Miss Elphaba
[02:43.33]look at you
[02:47.19]you're beautiful!
[02:49.83]I have to go...
[02:53.34]You're welcome...
[02:55.73]And though you protest,
[02:58.31]Your disinterest,
[03:01.32]I know clandestinely,
[03:07.99]You're gonna grin and bear it!
[03:09.59]Your new found popularity!
[03:12.36]Aah!
[03:13.51]La la, la la!
[03:17.74]You'll be popular!
[03:18.96]Just not quite as popular as ME!