[00:13.63]Well done
[00:14.70]Why don't you get a job?
[00:16.72]Even Tarquin has a job
[00:19.27]Mary Berry's got a job
[00:21.55]So why don't you get a job?
[00:25.44]Well done
[00:26.80]Why don't you win a medal?
[00:28.87]Even Tarquin wins a medal
[00:31.20]Mary Berry's got a medal
[00:33.68]So why don't you get a medal?
[00:37.34]Well done
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[00:39.30]I'd rather cut my nose off
[00:44.02]To spite my face
[00:48.72]I'd rather bite my nose off
[00:53.56]To spite my face
[00:55.89]
[00:57.87]Why don't you get a degree?
[00:59.86]Even Tarquin has a degree
[01:01.94]Mary Berry's got a degree
[01:04.37]So why don't you get a degree?
[01:07.85]Well done
[01:09.62]
[01:09.93]Why don't you like reggae?
[01:11.65]Even Tarquin likes reggae
[01:13.83]Mary Berry likes reggae
[01:15.96]So why don't you like reggae?
[01:19.64]Well done
[01:21.17]
[01:21.57]Why don't you watch football?
[01:23.60]Even Tarquin likes football
[01:25.62]Trevor Nelson likes football
[01:28.04]So why don't you watch football?
[01:31.78]Well done
[01:32.85]
[01:33.66]I'd rather cut my nose off
[01:38.31]To spite my face
[01:43.11]I'd rather cut my nose off
[01:47.82]To spite my...
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[01:53.43]I...
[01:55.61]"Get on your phone" she said!
[01:59.60]"Let them eat cake" she said!
[02:09.01]Well done!
[02:12.91]
[02:35.98]I'd rather bite my nose off
[02:40.29]To spite my face
[02:45.03]I'd rather bite my nose off
[02:49.64]To spite my face