[00:00.000]Welcome to the house
[00:01.165]To the Haus of Holbein
[00:03.202]Ja, ooh ja
[00:08.453]Das ist gut, ooh ja
[00:13.198]Ja
[00:15.449]The Haus of Holbein
[00:17.717]Hans Holbein goes around the world
[00:20.954]Painting all of the beautiful girls
[00:24.193]From Spain, to France, and Germany
[00:27.150]The King chooses one
[00:28.453]But which one will it be?
[00:30.695]You bring the corsets
[00:32.203]We'll bring the cinches
[00:33.646]No one wants a waist over nine inches
[00:36.942]So what the makeup contains lead poison
[00:40.203]At least your complexion will bring all the boys in
[00:43.697]Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
[00:46.959]We'll turn this vier into a nine
[00:50.454]So just say "ja", and don't say "nein"
[00:54.201]Cause now you're in the house
[00:55.707]In the Haus of Holbein
[00:57.702]Ja, ooh ja
[01:03.158]Das ist gut, ooh ja
[01:07.457]Ja
[01:09.659]The Haus of Holbein
[01:12.205]We must make sure the princesses look great
[01:15.201]When their time comes for a Holbein portrait
[01:18.446]We know what all the best inventions are
[01:21.205]To hold everything up
[01:22.649]Ja, it's wunderbar
[01:24.961]For blonder hair, then you just add a
[01:28.200]magical ingredient from your bladder
[01:31.450]Try these heels
[01:32.394]So high it's naughty
[01:34.455]But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty
[01:37.962]Ignore the fear, and you'll be fine
[01:41.143]We'll turn this vier into a nine
[01:44.651]So just say "ja", and don't say "nein"
[01:48.644]Cause now you're in the house
[01:50.206]In the Haus of Holbein
[01:55.087]Ooh ja
[01:57.335]Das ist gut, ooh ja
[02:01.636]Ja
[02:03.830]The Haus of Holbein