[00:00.000] 作词 : Ryan Met/Adam Met/Jack Met
[00:00.503] 作曲 : Ryan Met/Adam Met/Jack Met
[00:01.007] Wish I was a stone so I couldn't feel
[00:04.224] You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
[00:07.509] But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
[00:10.799] Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind
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[00:14.123] I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
[00:17.337] Then I could see the places I've been
[00:20.813] But then I would know that you're talking shit
[00:23.997] I don't wanna know what my friends think
[00:26.685]
[00:27.314] Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
[00:30.737] I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
[00:33.881] But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
[00:37.218] I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
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[00:40.688] I wish I could act in a show on TV
[00:43.849] 'Cause then I could practice not being me
[00:47.141] I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel
[00:50.465] But you won't believe me when I cry for real
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[00:53.869] I wish that my brain would triple in size
[00:57.114] I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
[01:00.306] But I'd get too deep with that kinda mind
[01:03.872] I don't wanna know the point of life
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[01:07.027] In some other life, I would be rich
[01:10.460] I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
[01:13.589] But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
[01:16.973] Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
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[01:20.269] If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
[01:23.676] I'd get invited to every frat
[01:26.945] But when you get old, and your good days are past
[01:30.194] You'll only want me when you're sad
[01:32.856]
[01:33.566] Wish I was a song, your favorite one
[01:36.863] You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
[01:40.100] I would be there when your baby is born
[01:43.473] For two or three minutes, then I'm gone
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[01:46.922] I wish I was big, as big as my house
[01:50.084] I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
[01:53.455] But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
[01:56.845] God, I could really use him now
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[01:59.936] I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
[02:03.328] And if I did, well, so ****in' what?
[02:06.716] I could be cruel and break all your stuff
[02:09.879] Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
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[02:13.301] But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
[02:16.591] 'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
[02:19.850] And then you would die, you'd love me to death
[02:23.093] I'd never know who the hell I am
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[02:29.215] I wish I was me, whoever that is
[02:32.942] I could just be, and not give a shit
[02:36.318] Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
[02:39.880] 'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
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[02:57.364] One, two, pandemonium
[03:06.269] One, two, pandemonium
[03:11.577] Here I go again
[03:14.787] One, two, pandemonium
[03:20.071] Here I go again
[03:23.247] One, two, pandemonium
[03:31.895] One, two, here I go again