[00:09.74]if your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
[00:12.20]i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one
[00:14.82](got it mike?)
[00:24.83]he's got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
[00:27.40]foes that wanna make sure his casket's closed
[00:29.81]rap critics who say he's "money cash hoes"
[00:32.38]he's from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those?
[00:34.75]if you grew up with holes in your zapatos
[00:37.29]you'd be celebrating the minute you was having doe
[00:39.74]so **** critics you can kiss our whole asshole
[00:42.50]if you don't like the lyrics you can press fast forward
[00:45.00]got beef with radio if we don't play they show
[00:47.46]they don't play our hits we don't give a **** so
[00:49.88]all these mags tryna use our ass
[00:52.56]so advertisers can give em more cash for ads...*******
[00:55.45]i don't know what you take us as
[00:57.45]or understand the intellegence that jay-z has
[01:00.02]from rags to riches, we ain't dumb
[01:02.79]we got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one
[01:04.84]hit me
[01:07.57]99 problems but a ***** ain't one
[01:09.90]if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
[01:12.37]i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one
[01:14.97]hit me
[01:16.16]the year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
[01:17.77]in my rear view mirror is the mother ****** law
[01:20.21]i got two choices yall pull over the car or
[01:22.74]bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
[01:25.29]now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake
[01:27.85]plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
[01:30.20]so i...pull over to the side of the road
[01:32.76]and i heard "son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?"
[01:35.47]cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low
[01:37.69]do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know
[01:39.96]am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
[01:42.67]"well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four"
[01:45.29]"liscense and regestration and step out of the car"
[01:47.65]"are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are"
[01:50.12]i ain't steppin out of **** all my papers legit
[01:53.17]"do you mind if i look around the car a little bit?"
[01:55.55]well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
[01:57.76]and i know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
[02:00.25]"aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something?"
[02:04.34]"or somebody important or somethin?"
[02:05.89]nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
[02:08.14]enough that you won't illegally search my ****
[02:10.52]"well see how smart you are when the k-9s come"
[02:13.67]i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one
[02:16.02]hit me
[02:18.85]99 problems but a ***** ain't one
[02:21.77]if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
[02:23.75]i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one
[02:26.73]hit me
[02:28.93]99 problems but a ***** ain't one
[02:31.25]if your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
[02:33.69]i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one   hit me
[02:38.73]99 problems but a ***** ain't one
[02:41.00]if your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
[02:43.56]i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one
[02:46.87]now once upon a time not too long ago
[02:48.59]
[02:51.14]this is not a hoe in the sense of havin a *****
[02:53.90]but a ***** havin no god damn sense, try and push me
[02:56.55]i tried to inore him and talk to the lord
[02:59.04]pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
[03:01.24]you know the type loud as a motor bike
[03:03.88]but wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
[03:06.41]the only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin
[03:09.38]he and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
[03:11.64]and there i go traped in the kit kat again
[03:13.93]back through the system with the riff raff again
[03:16.57]fiends on the floor scratchin again
[03:19.02]paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them
[03:21.31]
[03:23.77]half-a-mil for bail cause i'm african
[03:26.52]all because ths fool was horrasin them
[03:28.94]tryin to play the boy like hes saccharine
[03:31.43]but ain't nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gun
[03:33.95]i got 99 problems but this ***** ain't one
[03:40.00]99 problems but a ***** ain't one
[03:42.26]if your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
[03:44.61]i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one  hit me
[03:50.13]99 problems but a ***** ain't one
[03:52.28]if your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
[03:54.89]i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one
[03:57.33]hit me
[04:07.97]shut up when i'm talking to you
[04:09.83]shut up
[04:12.35]shut up
[04:15.12]shut up
[04:17.84]shut up when i'm talking to you
[04:20.30]shut up
[04:22.58]shut up
[04:24.90]shut up
[04:27.67]shut up
[04:29.18]i'm about to break
[04:30.44]everything you say to me
[04:32.81](i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one, hit me)
[04:34.81]i need a little room to breathe
[04:37.55](i got 99 problems but this ***** ain't one)
[04:40.40]everything you say to me
[04:42.55](i got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one, hit me)
[04:45.36]i need a little room to breathe
[04:47.74](i got 99 problems...)
[04:50.20]i'm about to break !
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