[00:09.768]Ahem, excuse me, I'm new here, how do you do this?
[00:12.838]My sword's too big, it's a burden to move
[00:15.336]Is this normal? I'm getting awful blisters
[00:18.268]Ouch, why does my sidekick have paws and whiskers?
[00:20.729]I never was much of a hunter
[00:23.095]Don't want any fresh air, much less a sunburn
[00:25.759]But I just heard pests are in excessive numbers
[00:28.310]Except they're not vermin, they're all monsters
[00:30.912]Now the fifth fleet needs me to come tag in?
[00:33.683]I'd rather kick back, drink mead by the flagon
[00:36.186]I've never seen a beast, forget defeat elder dragons
[00:38.544]My weapon's heavy, I bet that's why my feet have been dragging
[00:41.279]I'm no Frodo Baggins, already wanna go home
[00:43.477]I feel like David fighting Goliath without any stones
[00:46.330]Agh! Close call but I dodged and rolled
[00:48.900]I just saw that monster swallow another one whole
[00:51.682]With fearsome fangs and claws
[00:56.479]I'll tear you limb from limb
[01:01.377]To fight free from my jaws
[01:06.493]You must unleash your beast within
[01:11.611]Yikes!
[01:12.121]If I gotta do this, I gotta start small
[01:14.662]Zorah Magdaros, that'll be the long haul
[01:17.259]Tracked down a Pukei-Pukei, felt bad for him though
[01:19.748]When I cut his tail off, wailed on him, smashing his skull
[01:22.409]He had his back to the ropes, I loved the action so
[01:24.704]I challenged a Ratholos, my ass was toast
[01:27.737]Carted off by my Palico, back to camp
[01:30.125]Grabbed a lotion and a potion, and went back again
[01:32.581]I've been trekking with my weapon, guess I'm getting the hang of it
[01:35.446]I built a bone hammer, you could say that I'm nailing it
[01:37.942]Plus a drum made of lightning 'cause I wanted to play with it
[01:40.604]Rip out a monster collar bone and sharpen my blade with it
[01:43.011]I'm a proud hunter now, and I see the appeal
[01:45.416]I get prepare in Astera before eating a meal
[01:48.236]I tend to ignore how little sympathy that I feel
[01:50.672]Whenever executing a creature and hearing it squeal
[01:53.239]I wonder how many calories did I burn
[01:55.668]Driving out the line of fire from a wyvern
[01:58.317]I wacked Anjanath in the face, he's limping away
[02:01.052]I couldn't help giggling when I splintered his legs
[02:03.652]And then I'll let him decay after I get what I came for
[02:06.595]Wait, maybe I'm getting a little carried away? No
[02:08.939]I'm here to take names and break necks
[02:11.362]Oh shit, did I just wake up the apex?
[02:13.906]You've stirred my appetite
[02:18.750]You sword will shatter on my skin
[02:23.877]I'll hack and slash and bite
[02:29.032]Will you unleash your beast within?
[02:34.785]Come on scout flies, make proud guys
[02:37.011]Find their hiding spot and I'll stomp out lives
[02:39.776]It's about time to climb up and mount spines
[02:42.407]Smack 'em down, laugh out loud, while they writhe around dying
[02:45.206]It's the thrill of the hunt, still bubbling in my blood
[02:47.649]I get a little pumped up when I kill 'em for fun
[02:49.994]And then I carve up their carcasses for parts
[02:52.740]Their claws and jaws could make great armor - smart
[02:55.306]Just a few more scales, a carapace
[02:57.827]A Great Jagras mane, a Girros fang
[03:00.152]Some Legiana plates, a Barroth scalp
[03:02.910]Add Radobaan shell, all kinds of hides and pelts
[03:05.351]And then I'll tear the talons right out of your toes
[03:07.957]Oh no, Anjanath I got your nose bone
[03:10.796]I get such a rush whenever I'm cutting 'em up
[03:13.282]So make like Diablos, go back under the mud
[03:15.857]Because you're bigger but you're nowhere on my level though
[03:18.307]You can choke on your tail, Deviljho
[03:21.022]Call me Kula-La Ku, I'm running circles on you
[03:23.558]I take a Michael Jordan leap and treat your head like a hoop
[03:26.334]Now tell the Commission, I've picked up the addiction
[03:28.821]'Cause I'm ripping up monsters and I call it a living
[03:31.391]Don't matter if you're thick-skinned, quick, strong or limber
[03:34.371]I'll hit ya where it hurts till I call out "Timber!"
[03:36.844]Have mercy on my soul
[03:41.325]I will surrender at your hands
[03:46.588]I'll hunt you to your home
[03:51.537]And slaughter all your monster friends