[00:00.000] 作词 : Bo Burnham [00:00.056] 作曲 : Bo Burnham [00:00.112] [00:12.660] I grew up as your usual suburbanite [00:15.899] A tiny town in Massachusetts, overwhelmingly white [00:19.169] I went to church on Sundays in a suit and a tie [00:22.949] Then spent my free time watching Family Guy [00:25.748] I started doing comedy when I was just a sheltered kid [00:29.380] I wrote offensive shit, and I said it [00:32.396] Father, please forgive me, for I did not realize what I did [00:36.070] Or that I'd live to regret it [00:38.908] Times are changing, and I'm getting old [00:42.712] Are you gonna hold me accountable? [00:45.279] My bed is empty and I'm getting cold [00:48.753] Isn't anybody gonna hold me accountable? Uh [00:52.750] I'm problematic (He's a problem) [00:56.661] When I was seventeen, on Halloween [00:58.907] I dressed up as Aladdin (He's a problem) [01:03.098] I did not darken my skin, but still, it feels weird in hindsight [01:07.838] [01:18.773] I want to show you how I'm growing as a person, but first [01:22.137] I feel I must address the lyrics from the previous verse [01:25.274] I tried to hide behind my childhood, and that's not okay [01:28.742] My actions are my own, I won't explain them away [01:31.965] I've done a lot of self-reflecting since I started singing this song [01:36.008] I was totally wrong when I said it [01:38.980] Father, please forgive me, for I did not realize what I did [01:42.514] Or that I'd live to regret it [01:45.302] Times are changing and I'm getting old [01:49.159] Are you gonna hold me accountable? [01:51.498] My bed is empty and I'm getting cold [01:55.259] Isn't anybody gonna hold me accountable? Uh [02:00.683] I'm problematic (He's a problem) [02:04.767] I just remembered that Aladdin costume's in my mother's attic (He's a problem) [02:10.822] I'm gonna go home and burn it [02:12.587] Or not burn it. Is burning it bad? What should I do with it? [02:15.946] And I've been totally awful [02:18.363] My closet is chock-full of stuff that is vaguely shitty [02:22.537] All of it was perfectly lawful [02:24.864] Just not very thoughtful at all and just really shitty [02:28.823] And I've been totally awful [02:31.325] My closet is chock-full of stuff that is vaguely shitty [02:35.453] All of it was perfectly lawful [02:37.698] Just not very thoughtful at all and just really [02:41.096] And I'm really ****ing sorry [02:45.488] Bitch, I'm trying to listen [02:46.833] Shit, I’ve been complicit [02:48.691] Sorry [02:51.678] If I'm gonna catch up [02:53.537] First, I gotta fess up [02:55.170] Sorry [03:01.726] Sorry