[00:15.159]Ding ding ding ding-a-ding
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[00:15.947]“Woof” said the dog as I sat in the barn yeah
[00:19.943]Tick-tock goes the clock as I walk by the wall yeah
[00:24.196]The drop of a “bing” could be heard, not a word yeah
[00:28.185]I thought to myself what the heck am I doing here
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[00:32.428]“Ding-ding” bartender bring me a Singapore sling
[00:36.417]“Sure thing”, said the girl as she handed me the stiff drink
[00:40.404]Wink wink, with the eyes as they got to my pink dress
[00:44.383]“Twang-twang”, said the guitar man seated on the back
[00:48.106]
[00:48.641]“Hoh hoh hoh”, he laughed like a frenchman
[00:52.624]And he invited me to sit down right beside him
[00:56.600]“Can you sing sing can you song song”
[00:57.933]“Can you sing a song”
[00:58.994]“Yeah”
[01:00.592]Oh yes sir I can do it all night long
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[01:05.103]So chop chop chop we begin the begin
[01:08.823]Not just the top but all the way to the ending
[01:13.076]Choo-choo just the way Glenn played it back then
[01:17.053]I go, I go, really brought the house down
[01:20.509]
[01:21.306]Shake it up, make it fast, got just one night let’s make it last
[01:25.294]Now now now, forget the past, we can always find love in an empty glass
[01:29.271]I’m tired of overthinking, let’s try to stink of drinking
[01:33.526]Where everything is dig-dig-diggly-dee
[01:36.984]
[01:37.518]Shake it up, make it fast, got just one night let’s make it last
[01:41.493]Now now now, forget the past, we can always find love in an empty glass
[01:45.479]I’m tired of overthinking, let’s try to stink of drinking
[01:49.471]Where everything is dig-dig-diggly-dee
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[01:53.714]Just when the gin was beginning to kick in
[01:57.702]Me and old Charlie, man, got a second win
[02:01.678]Perhaps it was a shot full of Lincolns and Jacksons
[02:05.932]The bouncer was bouncing arond with a couple of twins
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[02:10.185]Seems the whole city has squeezed into the saloon
[02:14.161]It got so hot like an Arizona hot noon
[02:18.153]Charlie’s so sweaty, he could barely play the whole tune
[02:22.138]His head got red and bobbly like a balloon
[02:25.584]
[02:26.384]The sheriff came in, made an entrance so grand
[02:30.371]Smack king has come like he’s figured out the whole plan
[02:34.357]Shot me a look that was kind of a greasy glance
[02:38.336]Slipped into an attempt out of quick romance
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[02:42.589]He pulled up a chair and pulled on the hair of his chin
[02:46.567]Probably gonna ring a punishment for my sin
[02:50.820]But I wasn’t about to even let him tickle my gran
[02:54.811]I grabbed my bills, ran, (?) on the between
[02:58.254]
[02:58.796]Shake it up, make it fast, got just one night let’s make it last
[03:02.809]Now now now, forget the past, we can always find love in an empty glass
[03:06.798]I’m tired of overthinking, let’s try to stink of drinking
[03:11.050]Where everything is dig-dig-diggly-dee
[03:14.496]
[03:15.028]Shake it up, make it fast, got just one night let’s make it last
[03:19.282]Now now now, forget the past, we can always find love in an empty glass
[03:23.269]I’m tired of overthinking, let’s try to stink of drinking
[03:27.247]Where everything is dig-dig-diggly-dee
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[03:31.500]When they realized what had just happened
[03:35.215]I was already halfway to South Bend
[03:39.468]On the route to my next town to offend
[03:43.459]I taste what gin made “pore” in a Singa"pore" Sling
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