[00:00.00] 作词 : Maddie Zahm/Catie Turner
[00:00.40] 作曲 : Maddie Zahm/Catie Turner
[00:00.81]I break the ice
[00:02.98]So they don't see my size
[00:07.95]And I have to be nice
[00:12.55]Or I'll be the next punch line
[00:18.75]I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
[00:24.05]Who only exists to continue the story
[00:28.38]The girl gets the guy, while I'm standing off-screen
[00:32.68]So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
[00:37.23]Can't be too loud, can't be too busy
[00:41.77]If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[00:46.11]Can't be too proud, can't think I'm pretty
[00:50.67]Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[00:55.03]I say I'm okay
[00:58.62]'cause they wouldn't care anyway
[01:04.66]And I could try to explain but my efforts in vain
[01:11.70]They can't relate
[01:14.11]To how I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd take the scissors
[01:19.58]If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror
[01:23.82]I've done every diet to make me look thinner
[01:28.20]So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?
[01:32.97]Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy
[01:37.30]If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[01:41.49]Can't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
[01:46.14]Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[01:50.42]Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
[01:55.11]Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
[01:59.36]It's funny when I think a guy likes me
[02:04.88]And it's funny when I'm the one who says, "let's go to eat"
[02:09.28]It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween;
[02:13.57]Dresses, and thigh-highs, while I hide my body
[02:18.33]Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy
[02:22.83]If I don't answer now, are they still gonna miss me?
[02:27.16]Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy
[02:31.49]If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[02:35.86]Can't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
[02:40.55]Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[02:44.96]Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
[02:49.41]Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
[02:53.76]Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
[02:58.17]Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
[03:02.89]I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd take the scissors...