[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tom Cardy
[00:08.375] There's a bunch of ****in' Draclias and they're all playing flute
[00:11.436] There's a bunch of ****in' Draclias and they're all playing flute
[00:14.352] You're surrounded by vampires, and you don't know what to do
[00:17.324] But it's worse than that because these Draclias, they know the flute
[00:19.718]
[00:20.298] (Bring it)
[00:20.783] Red eye, pointy ear
[00:22.120] Sharp teeth, white skin
[00:23.529] Can you hear the Nosferatu
[00:25.082] ****in' up that woodwind
[00:26.114]
[00:26.575] Bunch of ****in' Draclias and they're all playing flute
[00:29.187] They picked it up as a joke but then they got
[00:31.851] Scary good (Ahh!)
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[00:33.369] They're ****in' good at the flute, uh (Ahh-ah!)
[00:36.383] These ****in' vampires know how to toot
[00:39.307] I get the feeling they've been practicing
[00:43.285]
[00:43.972] There's a bunch of ****in' Draclias and they're all playing flute
[00:47.000] There's a bunch of ****in' Draclias and they're all playing flute
[00:49.848] They picked it up as a joke but then they got good
[00:52.833] So these mother****in' Draclias, they play the ****in' flute, bitch!
[00:55.581]
[00:56.153] Und-dead motherf-f-****ers, comin' for ya
[00:58.761] They're blood sucking bitches with perfect Embouchure
[01:01.796] Z-z-zombies with tubas or werewolves with cellos
[01:04.745] Don't hold a silver bullet to a Count with a piccolo
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[01:07.973] (Ahh!) They got a lot of free time (They got free time)
[01:11.922] Because they sleep all day (Snoozing all day)
[01:14.844] So they did a bunch of crime (Doing so much crime)
[01:17.816] And then they learnt to play
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[01:19.823] (Play) It started off as a joke, how ridiculous for a vampire to blow!
[01:25.634] But then they accidentally got way too good
[01:28.532] They still eat people but now they also play the flute!
[01:30.009]
[01:31.388] There's a bunch of ****in' Draclias and they're all playing flute
[01:34.385] There's a bunch of ****in' Draclias and they're all playing flute
[01:37.195] They picked it up as a joke but then they got good
[01:40.217] So these mother****in' Draclias, they play the ****in' flute, bitch!
[01:42.394]
[01:43.254] There's a bunch of ****in' Draclias and they're all playing flute
[01:46.128] There's a bunch of ****in' Draclias and they're all playing flute
[01:49.362] Zombies with tubas or werewolves with cellos
[01:52.274] Don't hold a silver bullet to a Count with a piccolo
[01:53.967]
[01:54.618] I don't know what to do
[01:55.763] Suck, blow, rip a freaky ****in' jazz solo
[01:58.467] Get that Type-O, like Bram told yo
[02:01.394] It was a joke, just tryna be funny
[02:03.941] But now I'm online, applying for the symphony
[02:07.495] I got beat, dark lord Kenny-G (Kenny G)
[02:10.202] I suck deep, just call me Eddy-C (Eddy C)
[02:13.415] I'm not cheap, been a couple centuries
[02:15.680] So when I blow the Silver-D, rewriting all mythology
[02:20.149] I was a peasant in Romania (That's in Europe)
[02:23.250] When I broke into a crypt
[02:25.997] And then a bat flew down (What did the bat do?)
[02:28.829] It started sucking my dick!
[02:30.305]
[02:30.978] (Play) It started off as a joke (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just a joke), how ridiculous for a vampire to blow! (How ridiculous to blow)
[02:36.687] But then they accidentally got way too good (They accidentally got good)
[02:39.815] They still eat people but now they also play the flute!
[02:40.345]
[02:42.518] There's a bunch of ****in' Draclias and they're all playing flute
[02:45.483] There's a bunch of ****in' Draclias and they're all playing flute
[02:48.368] They picked it up as a joke but then they got good
[02:51.349] So these mother****in' Draclias, they play the ****in' flute, bitch!
[02:53.760]
[02:54.311] There's a bunch of ****in' Draclias and they're all playing flute
[02:57.280] There's a bunch of ****in' Draclias and they're all playing flute
[03:00.271] There's a—
[03:00.627] Zombies with tubas or werewolves with cellos
[03:03.247] Don't hold a silver bullet to a Count with a piccolo
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[03:07.943] I'm dead, boy