[00:02.420]Man, Beyoncé,
[00:07.630]I'm mad at you
[00:09.650]Man...
[00:09.840]Hook
[00:10.310]They say hello (ay).. Hello (ay)
[00:13.520]I can day dream about Beyonce all day
[00:16.350]Thinkin about the good times before she met Jay
[00:20.310]See ya know
[00:21.570]They say hello (ay).. Hello (ay)
[00:25.030]I really thought I had a chance to be your man
[00:27.640]Until I seen the video with a ring on your hand
[00:31.570]It hurt me so
[00:32.510]Verse 1 - Kendrick
[00:32.850]I remember you were 16 on the t.v. screen with Wyclef
[00:36.550]Were you my type? Oh God yes, I was impressed
[00:39.630]You was like no no no
[00:40.950]I was like 12 years old
[00:42.440]Hoping that one day I could chaperone while you were on the road
[00:45.240]You wore braids with a bangin body
[00:47.130]Look like you did pilates
[00:48.530]A lot of sit ups probably
[00:50.200]But bump that I was there from the start
[00:52.350]Even When Latoya Luckett and that other doo doo bucket broke your heart
[00:55.920]Hope you didn't cry cuz honestly they were just so-so
[00:58.990]They couldn't sing anyway you deserve to go solo
[01:01.810]No disrespect to Kelly and Michelle I'm just sayin they cool..
[01:05.070]But you ? You are somethin like Wonder Woman
[01:07.200]And I just wanna hold your hand, bring you to Compton
[01:10.340]Gonzales park we can build castles in the sand
[01:12.890]Eatin hot cheetos with pickle juice in it
[01:16.060]Put that napkin down you know I'll lick your fingers when your finished
[01:18.630]Hook
[01:18.960]They say hello (ay).. Hello (ay)
[01:21.070]I can day dream about Beyonce all day
[01:24.030]Thinkin about the good times before she met Jay
[01:28.050]See ya know
[01:29.390]They say hello (ay).. Hello (ay)
[01:32.550]I really thought I had a chance to be your man
[01:35.360]Until I seen the video with a ring on your hand
[01:39.270]It hurt me so
[01:39.840]Verse 2
[01:40.830]I just bought the Sasha Fierce cd
[01:42.630]Gazed at the cover for a whole 5 minutes until my girlfriend hit me
[01:46.690]She jealous of you cuz I don't love her like I love you
[01:49.730]I even make her do the "uh oh uh oh" just like you do
[01:52.610]She tell me im obsessed
[01:53.960]I tell her we connect
[01:55.310]Like Ice Cube way before the Mac 10 feud
[01:58.020]Shes like you god damn fool that girls rich and your broke
[02:00.790]I said so! I'm only 500 mill away theres still hope !
[02:03.840]Anyway, I had feelings even way before you got paid
[02:06.580]And I didn't laugh when you busted your ass on stage
[02:09.440]And I salute Kanye for takin up for you
[02:12.330]I would've stole the award just to prove that I love you
[02:15.240]But Jay shoulda did that
[02:16.810]I thought he had your biz-ack
[02:18.100]What happened Mr. Izzo, Hopico, Fredrico
[02:21.090]He used to be my favorite
[02:22.240]Until he abandoned my diva
[02:23.520]Now I tell everybody Nas had killed him on "ether"
[02:26.180]Hook 2
[02:26.450]They say hello (ay).. Hello (ay)
[02:28.860]I can day dream about Beyonce all day
[02:31.890]Thinkin about the good times before she met Jay
[02:35.720]See ya know
[02:37.090]They say hello (ay).. Hello (ay)
[02:40.360]Hopefully I still have a chance
[02:43.190]Maybe if I sabotage your man
[02:47.360]You never know, hmm
[02:48.370]Verse 3
[02:48.590]I'm-a sneak back stage on a Mary J Blige concert with an "I love Mary" shirt
[02:53.250]Then find Jay-Z and push him into a dancer
[02:55.990]Hopefully they lock lips
[02:57.260]Thats when I say "Sounwave! Hurry up take da pic!"
[02:59.900]Put it on Bossip the same night
[03:01.740]Yeah that sound quite right
[03:03.200]Publicity like that? Yep they'd be sure to fight
[03:05.890]Better yet I'mma steal her cell call up Affion
[03:08.950]He impersonates Jay well
[03:10.270]Put Beyonce on the line and make up some bogus ****
[03:13.010]Like "You dont rub the back of my knees right
[03:15.960]so this marriage is over with and the ring thats on my finger. Guess what? Im throwin it
[03:20.200]*cling* .. And you heard the sound so you know I did."
[03:24.280]Hahaa that should get em
[03:25.140]That should break em up like a Kit Kat when I do dat yeah true that
[03:27.940]Ima put the plan in motion, that's for sure
[03:31.220]But if I end up with Macy Gray than this plan never work
[03:34.070]Outro - Skit
[03:35.630]Yeeeea, man I hope Jay don't be mad at me bout this song
[03:42.780]Start-, ay Wizzle start me back from like the first verse
[03:45.680]Like right before I come in
[03:48.580]Haha, what you say? Nah, you think it'll be hot for real though?
[03:53.700]*****, you stupid, they probably laughing as hard as you
[03:57.040]Nig' got the best wife in the world and ****
[03:59.920]Run that back though?