Michael Jordan 作词 : Lamar, Kendrick 作曲 : Lamar, Kendrick Michael Jordan -Kendrick Lamar （德里克·拉马尔）/Schoolboy Q I used to want to be like Michael Jordan Figure I would make the NBA And make me a fortune Uh every time I'm in my city I be acting like my sh*t don't stink Used to clean my Rolie chain With alcohol in the sink Riding around with niggas That I grew up with since McNair Bumping me against the world Hello world Kendrick here And I'm too much for these niggas I'm three much for these hoes I'm too much for these niggas I'm three much for these hoes I'm too much for these niggas I'm three much for these hoes Wayne told me that And that's just how it goes Michael Jordan Bounce-bounce ho bounce-bounce This sh*t make a ni**a Wanna get some bread or bust a head Or f**k my enemies b**ch Acting bad and getting rich Pull up on these 26's I'm a vanity slave I'm a sinner Jesus Christ Please forgive me for my ways I don't know Why your b**ch want to f**k me And I don't know Why you f**k niggas can't see I'm a Comp-town representer A concrete back-flipper A K A that ni**a Don't wuwwy I don't know Why your b**ch want to f**k me And I don't know Why you f**k niggas can't see This is Hiii-power since the Eddie Bauer I've been popular I'm popping now every other hour Paparazzi come You jocking the let her be a ho Why you stopping though We stopping the traffic What you know about them hockey pucks Skating on em Why you hating on em You should learn from em Seen too many of y'all getting money Know my turn coming I don't know why your b**ch want to f**k me I don't know why hey Wait a minute motherf**ker Every time I'm in my city I be acting like my sh*t don't stink Used to clean my Rolie chain With alcohol in the sink Riding around with niggas That I grew up with since McNair Bumping me against the world Hello world Kendrick here And I'm too much for these niggas I'm three much for these hoes I'm too much for these niggas I'm three much for these hoes I'm too much for these niggas I'm three much for these hoes Wayne told me that And that's just how it goes Michael Jordan b**ch Michael Jordan b**ch Michael Jordan b**ch Michael Jordan b**ch That means I'm too much for these niggas I'm three much for these hoes Wayne told me that And that's just how it goes Man the game chose me What am I to do The only thing I did wrong was make it possible I diddy bop and make them titties pop Out there on my bumper like a city cop Walking out the Fred Segal put my girl on it A**so fat probably sit the world on it Aye p**sy crazy p**sy crazy You f**k niggas you pussies crazy Man I know I can't tell you About the world homie But I know I can tell you about your girl homie Her p**sy's crazy her p**sy crazy I f**k ni**a I know you hate me I know they pay me too much of attention Bring my name up it gotta be mentioned I need me an engine that go real fast Call it hall of fame once it haul a** Give me tall glass Coconut Ciroc Please no soda pop I make my soda pop life's a b**ch Her p**sy crazy but I make that p**sy pay me Every time I'm in my city I be acting like my sh*t don't stink Used to clean my Rolie chain With alcohol in the sink Riding around with niggas That I grew up with since McNair Bumping me against the world Hello world Kendrick here And I'm too much for these niggas I'm three much for these hoes I'm too much for these niggas I'm three much for these hoes I'm too much for these niggas I'm three much for these hoes Wayne told me that And that's just how it goes Michael Jordan b**ch Michael Jordan b**ch Michael Jordan b**ch Michael Jordan b**ch That means I'm too much for these niggas I'm three much for these hoes Wayne told me that I remember tripping Walking through the set like my Glock don't think Grandma in the kitchen Neck bones in the sink I don't know why your b**ch want to f**k me And I don't know Why you sucker niggas can't see I'm from Hoover man High as Superman sh*t you Lois Lane You p**sy man with the p**sy game Sh*t we off the chain We popping the fortune Not the fame Sh*t you backwards man You chasing hoes We replacing hoes Bag and pass them hoes You brought and chose Guess she moving on Yep we do it wrong We f**ked her homes F**ked and sent her home Marijuana strong You know I'm gone Turn my swagger on Am I swagged enough My paper long yep You left alone you gets no f**ks Leaning off the Actavis Passing blunts round and round Told me Mary was a go So we passed her round and round Your b**ch texted me Wants it now so I had to knock her down Hurt her bouncing off my balls Slinging dick up from the mouth You let it slide I hit home-runs Clean her dugout till I'm done I can be her number two And you can be her number one Her p**sy's crazy Her p**sy's crazy you f**k niggas Every time I'm in my city I be acting like my sh*t don't stink Used to clean my Rolie chain With alcohol in the sink Riding around with niggas That I grew up with since McNair Bumping me against the world Hello world Kendrick here And I'm too much for these niggas I'm three much for these hoes I'm too much for these niggas I'm three much for these hoes I'm too much for these niggas I'm three much for these hoes Wayne told me that And that's just how it goes Michael Jordan b**ch Michael Jordan b**ch Michael Jordan b**ch Michael Jordan b**ch That means I'm too much for these niggas I'm three much for these hoes Wayne told me that And that's just how it goes