[00:00.000] 作词 : Dewese
[00:30.34]Three days later, go see the doctor...
[00:42.32]I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat
[00:45.86]Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
[00:48.39]I saw a little lady so neet and petite
[00:50.86]She was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet
[00:53.64]So I asked this lady could I take her out
[00:56.03]We could wine and dine and we could talk about
[00:58.70]The birds and the bees in my waterbed
[01:01.89]And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head
[01:04.40]We continued to talk, and before you knew it
[01:06.99]We were at my house and it was time to do it
[01:09.66]As soon as I finished, I lost my poise
[01:12.05]Ran outside and told all my boys
[01:14.73]I said "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it"
[01:17.66]They said "Did you get it?" I said "Yeah," they said "How was it?"
[01:20.51]The poontang was **** and you know that I rocked her
[01:23.03]But three days later, go see the doctor
[01:36.17]I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
[01:38.65]She felt so good, hugged me so tight
[01:41.33]I said "Good night"
[01:45.85]Three days later...
[01:47.18]Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
[01:49.25]Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
[01:51.99]I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia!"
[01:54.72]I'm a kill that girl next time I see her
[01:57.30]The madder I got, the more I reminice
[01:59.57]Why is my thing thing burning like this?
[02:02.30]Well I remember the first day I saw that girl
[02:05.04]I just couldn't wait to rock her world
[02:07.56]I said "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?"
[02:10.45]What have I done stuck my **** in?
[02:13.32]Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave
[02:15.55]Calls her Mrs. Microwave
[02:18.12]Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
[02:20.71]The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
[02:23.44]But the poontang was **** and you know that I rocked her
[02:26.07]But three days later, go see the doctor
[03:36.73]I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?"
[03:39.81]He said "Turn around boy and take this shot"
[03:42.44]I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?"
[03:45.07]Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt
[03:47.80]He turned and said in a real deep voice
[03:50.33]"Have it your way, if that's your choice
[03:52.91]And I'll put it down if you want me to put it
[03:55.99]But don't blame me if it turns into a foot
[03:58.77]Extending from the middle of your body
[04:01.10]And the next time you see your cute hottie
[04:03.62]You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do
[04:06.25]Is just kick her, so go take karate"
[04:09.29]As I turned around to receive my injection
[04:11.77]I said "Next time I'll use some protection"
[04:14.39]If I see another girl and I get an erection
[04:16.92]I'm walking in the other direction
[04:19.75]Cause I don't want to do the sick sick dance
[04:22.13]So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants
[04:24.65]And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
[04:27.54]Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor