Mr. Eclectic
 作曲 : Laufey/Spencer Stewart
 Bet you think you're so poetic
 Quoting epics and ancient prose
 Truth be told, you're quite pathetic
 Mr. Eclectic Allan Poe

 Did you ever stop and give a wonder to
 Just who you were talking to?
 The very expert on the foolish things
 That men have said to woo and win me over
 What a poser, you think you're so interesting

 Twist my hair around your finger
 Oh, grandiose thinker of mine
 Talking 'bout some dead composer
 You're just a stoner patronizing me

 Did you ever stop and give a wonder to
 Just who you were talking to?
 The very expert on the foolish things
 That men have said to woo and win me over
 What a poser, you think you're so interesting