[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers/B. Zayas Jr/Matthew Del Giorno/Stephen Hacker/D. Davis/Ricky M.L. Walters/D. Birks/Juana Michelle Burns/J Lee/F. Shaheed/K. Nazel
[00:00.580] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/B. Zayas Jr/Matthew Del Giorno/Stephen Hacker/D. Davis/Ricky M.L. Walters/D. Birks/Juana Michelle Burns/J Lee/F. Shaheed/K. Nazel
[00:01.160]Look, I was gonna go easy on you, not to hurt your feelings
[00:04.731]But I'm only going to get this one chance
[00:09.103]Something's wrong, I can feel it
[00:11.467]It's just a feeling I've got
[00:14.202]Like something's about to happen
[00:16.141]But I don't know what
[00:17.700]If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble
[00:20.339]Big trouble
[00:21.028]And if he is as bananas as you say
[00:22.984]I'm not taking any chances
[00:24.377]You are just what the doc ordered
[00:25.956]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[00:29.149]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[00:32.243]Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
[00:35.510]They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
[00:37.909]But for me to rap like a computer, it must be in my genes
[00:40.246]I got a laptop in my back pocket
[00:41.958]My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
[00:43.548]Got a fat knot from that rap profit
[00:45.154]Made a living and a killing off it
[00:46.439]Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
[00:48.065]With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack
[00:50.147]I'm an MC, still as honest
[00:51.276]But as rude and indecent as all hell, syllables, skill-a-holic, kill 'em all with
[00:54.528]This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
[00:55.912]You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappity brat
[00:58.154]Packing a MAC in the back of the Ac'
[00:59.577]Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yak
[01:01.400]And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
[01:04.540]I'll still be able to break a mother****ing table
[01:06.116]Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
[01:07.949]Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
[01:11.498]How could I not blow?
[01:12.378]All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
[01:14.371]Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
[01:16.996]It's actually disastrously bad
[01:18.473]For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece
[01:20.903]'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[01:24.291]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[01:27.369]Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
[01:30.633]Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
[01:33.830]Everybody wants the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
[01:37.053]Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
[01:38.241]Simply rage and youthful exuberance
[01:39.870]Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
[01:41.335]Hit the Earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
[01:44.403]MC's get taken to school with this music
[01:46.213]'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
[01:48.068]Now I lead a new school full of students
[01:49.793]Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A., Cube
[01:53.688]Hey Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
[01:56.107]Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
[01:59.214]To meet Run-D.M.C., induct them
[02:00.868]Into the mother****ing Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame
[02:03.471]Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
[02:05.956]Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in
[02:07.526]Is the alcohol of fame on the wall of shame
[02:09.947]You fags think it's all a game
[02:11.522]Till I walk a flock of flames
[02:13.379]Off a plank and tell me what in the **** are you thinking?
[02:15.995]Little gay-looking boy
[02:16.991]So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, looking boy
[02:19.398]You're witnessing a massacre like you're watching a church gathering take place, looking boy
[02:23.073]"Oy vey, that boy's gay," that's all they say, looking boy
[02:25.838]You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
[02:27.156]And a "Way to go" from your label everyday, looking boy
[02:29.144]Hey, looking boy! What you say, looking boy?
[02:30.679]I get a "Hell yeah" from Dre, looking boy
[02:32.408]I'ma work for everything I have, never ask nobody for shit, get out my face, looking boy
[02:35.620]Basically, boy
[02:36.304]You never gonna be capable to keeping up with the same pace, looking boy
[02:38.692]'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[02:42.108]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[02:45.202]The way I'm racing around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
[02:48.464]Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
[02:51.074]Kneel before General Zod, this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
[02:54.936]So you'll be Thor, I'll be Odin
[02:56.716]You rodent, I'm omnipotent
[02:58.629]Let off then I'm reloading
[03:00.005]Immediately with these bombs I'm toting
[03:01.927]And I should not be woken
[03:03.412]I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head
[03:05.571]A zombie floating, but I got your mom deep-throating
[03:08.354]I'm out my Ramen Noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
[03:11.328]I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
[03:14.858]It's me, my honesty's brutal
[03:17.217]But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though for good at least once in a while
[03:21.677]So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch, I scribble and doodle
[03:24.298]Enough rhymes to maybe try to help get some people through tough times
[03:27.523]But I gotta keep a few punchlines
[03:28.988]Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
[03:30.538]Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
[03:33.014]I know there was a time where once I was king of the underground
[03:35.707]But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
[03:37.817]So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
[03:40.332]Appeal with the skin color of mine
[03:41.877]You get too big and here they come trying to
[03:43.731]Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP 1
[03:47.222]When I tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
[03:50.122]Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
[03:53.732]See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
[03:57.095]Morphing into an immortal, coming through the portal
[03:59.616]You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
[04:01.809]And I don't know what the **** that you rhyme for
[04:03.956]You're pointless as Rapunzel with ****ing cornrows
[04:06.508]You write normal? **** being normal
[04:08.494]And I just bought a new raygun from the future
[04:10.311]Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
[04:12.837]'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
[04:14.593]Singing to a man while he played piano
[04:16.379]Man, oh, man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
[04:19.530]So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
[04:22.018]"Hey, Fab, I'ma kill you!"
[04:23.446]Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, J.J. Fad
[04:25.593]Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assuming I'm a human
[04:27.508]What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?
[04:29.190]Innovative and I'm made of rubber
[04:30.154]So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
[04:32.315]I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
[04:33.699]How to give a mother****ing audience a feeling like it's levitating
[04:35.752]Never fading and I know the haters are forever waiting
[04:37.313]For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
[04:38.898]'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
[04:40.110]I make elevating music, you make elevator music
[04:42.389]"Oh, he's too mainstream"
[04:43.501]Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
[04:45.665]"It's not hip-hop, it's pop", 'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
[04:48.836]With rock, shock rap with Doc
[04:50.422]Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
[04:52.077]"I don't know how to make songs like that
[04:53.709]I don't know what words to use"
[04:55.107]Let me know when it occurs to you while I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you
[04:58.162]It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurting you
[04:59.833]How many verses I gotta murder to
[05:01.653]Prove that if you were half as nice as your songs, you could sacrifice virgins too?
[05:04.606]Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
[05:07.215]But look at the accolades these skills brung me
[05:09.542]Full of myself, but still hungry
[05:11.570]I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
[05:14.345]And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
[05:17.890]But it's still tongue-in-cheek, **** you
[05:19.659]I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the ****ing wheel, I'ma sleep in the front seat
[05:22.857]Bumping Heavy D and the Boyz, still "Chunky but Funky"
[05:26.323]But in my head, there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
[05:29.551]Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
[05:33.106]They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
[05:34.958]But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have
[05:37.105]Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
[05:39.761]And understand the discrimination
[05:41.918]But **** it, life's handing you lemons? Make lemonade then
[05:44.853]But if I can't batter the women
[05:46.147]How the **** am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
[05:48.367]Don't mistake him for Satan
[05:49.385]It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation to trip a broad
[05:53.680]And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
[05:56.285]Be a king? Think not
[05:57.881]Why be a king when you can be a god?