In Or Out (Pt. 1) 作词 : Shaina Taub/Mark Sonnenblick 作曲 : Elton John It's been two weeks and she's still there The new girl with the tragic hair Those pleats in her skirt made my retinas hurt Do you know her name? Bitch, I don't care She's so low on the ladder She's practically the floor Till Miranda says you matter You're basically decor I'd trade all my pay for more cachet Miranda could make or break us today Are you on the pulse or have you lost your touch? Are you all the rage or not so much? Are you the hot new thing or do you got no clout? Are you in or out? Baby, are you in or out? Baby, are you in or out? Good morning, Miranda Confirm the car in Miami Then call the Four Seasons And tell Marcel he'd better not put me at the table I had last time Have the chef make the salad I like but without the frisée And then tonight, go to James Holt's loft, pick up the sketch of my gown for the ball Make sure it is the only thing on my desk When I return from the girls' recital tomorrow morning That's all Yes, Miranda She's hung on for a month somehow She kinda fixed her unibrow A month isn't long, she's still totally wrong But Miranda seems appeased For now Are you on the pulse or have you lost your touch? Are you all the rage or not so much? Are you the hot new thing or do you got no clout? Are you in or out? Baby, are you in or out? Andy, are you in or out? Um, excuse me, I'm looking for James Holt? Uh, that is him right there Uh, is he always surrounded like that? Pretty much You want some liquid courage before making your approach? I'm here to pick up something for Miranda Priestly You're a Miranda girl? Uh, or Andy Got it, it's Christian Wait, you're not Christian Thompson? That's me Oh my God, I thought you looked familiar Wait, you write for, like, every magazine I love Right, so this is, like, your scene? I guess it is now, though, you wanna know something? I bet you are the only person in this room who has read anything that I've written No way I'm pretty sure God, I actually reviewed your collection of essays for my college newspaper So you're a writer too? You should send me your stuff then Yes? Christian, who's your friend? She's here to pick up something for Miranda You're a Miranda girl? Or Andy Okay, hold on a sec You know, you will never survive Miranda I know, I know, I don't look the part No, no, that is not what I meant Okay, Miranda girl, this is the sketch of her gown for the ball Also the centerpiece of my latest collection, so top-secret stuff I'll guard it with my life Oh, and, uh, tell her I'm sorry for the delay I will, uh, sorry, I have to take this Good luck Hi Miranda, I just picked up the sketch from James Holt's party, um My flight has been canceled, some absurd weather problem I need to get home tonight The twins' recital's in the morning and I promised Steven I would be there Absolutely, let me see what I can do Are you on the pulse or have you lost your touch? Are you all the rage or not so much? Finally, you must be starving Hold on Hi, I'm trying to get a flight for my boss from Miami to New York tonight? I made you a grilled cheese Shh! What do you mean nothing is flying out? What, a hurricane? There's like eight bucks of jarlsberg in there Nate, seriously, if I don't get Miranda home tonight, she's going to murder me Yes, I will hold It's almost 10 o'clock, why are you still working? Because I don't have a choice Miranda, hi I'm trying to get you a flight, but no one's flying out 'cause of the weather, so— Ugh, please It's just, I don't know, drizzling Find anyone who has a jet This is your job Get me home Oh, are you on your game or have you lost your touch? The girl for the job or not so much? Are you the hot new thing or is your spot in doubt? Are you in or out? Andy, are you in or out? Andy, time is running out Oh my God, I can't get her home What does she expect you to do? Call the National Guard and have her airlifted out of there? No, of course not Could I do that? Andy, are you (Andy, are you) In or out?