[00:00.000] 作词 : Shaina Taub/Mark Sonnenblick
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Elton John
[00:07.281]It's been two weeks and she's still there
[00:10.984]The new girl with the tragic hair
[00:14.666]Those pleats in her skirt made my retinas hurt
[00:18.021]Do you know her name?
[00:19.968]Bitch, I don't care
[00:22.000]She's so low on the ladder
[00:25.662]She's practically the floor
[00:29.161]Till Miranda says you matter
[00:33.141]You're basically decor
[00:36.831]I'd trade all my pay for more cachet
[00:40.489]Miranda could make or break us today
[00:46.238]
[00:46.259]Are you on the pulse or have you lost your touch?
[00:49.746]Are you all the rage or not so much?
[00:53.424]Are you the hot new thing or do you got no clout?
[00:57.124]Are you in or out? Baby, are you in or out?
[01:02.666]Baby, are you in or out?
[01:05.036]
[01:05.057]Good morning, Miranda
[01:05.966]Confirm the car in Miami
[01:07.676]Then call the Four Seasons
[01:09.241]And tell Marcel he'd better not put me at the table I had last time
[01:12.827]Have the chef make the salad I like but without the frisée
[01:15.711]And then tonight, go to James Holt's loft, pick up the sketch of my gown for the ball
[01:19.791]Make sure it is the only thing on my desk
[01:22.705]When I return from the girls' recital tomorrow morning
[01:25.701]That's all
[01:26.552]Yes, Miranda
[01:28.384]
[01:28.405]She's hung on for a month somehow
[01:32.085]She kinda fixed her unibrow
[01:35.903]A month isn't long, she's still totally wrong
[01:39.367]But Miranda seems appeased
[01:42.169]For now
[01:43.467]
[01:43.488]Are you on the pulse or have you lost your touch?
[01:46.969]Are you all the rage or not so much?
[01:50.641]Are you the hot new thing or do you got no clout?
[01:54.367]Are you in or out? Baby, are you in or out?
[01:59.886]Andy, are you in or out?
[02:02.644]
[02:02.665]Um, excuse me, I'm looking for James Holt?
[02:05.403]Uh, that is him right there
[02:07.946]Uh, is he always surrounded like that?
[02:10.416]Pretty much
[02:11.435]You want some liquid courage before making your approach?
[02:14.530]I'm here to pick up something for Miranda Priestly
[02:19.028]You're a Miranda girl?
[02:20.192]Uh, or Andy
[02:21.597]Got it, it's Christian
[02:23.275]Wait, you're not Christian Thompson?
[02:27.057]That's me
[02:27.680]Oh my God, I thought you looked familiar
[02:31.127]Wait, you write for, like, every magazine I love
[02:34.643]Right, so this is, like, your scene?
[02:36.676]I guess it is now, though, you wanna know something?
[02:39.722]I bet you are the only person in this room who has read anything that I've written
[02:43.993]No way
[02:44.799]I'm pretty sure
[02:45.838]God, I actually reviewed your collection of essays for my college newspaper
[02:50.080]So you're a writer too? You should send me your stuff then
[02:53.618]Yes?
[02:54.117]Christian, who's your friend?
[02:56.857]She's here to pick up something for Miranda
[02:59.715]You're a Miranda girl?
[03:02.229]Or Andy
[03:03.704]Okay, hold on a sec
[03:06.619]You know, you will never survive Miranda
[03:09.054]I know, I know, I don't look the part
[03:11.287]No, no, that is not what I meant
[03:13.140]Okay, Miranda girl, this is the sketch of her gown for the ball
[03:17.044]Also the centerpiece of my latest collection, so top-secret stuff
[03:22.559]I'll guard it with my life
[03:24.512]Oh, and, uh, tell her I'm sorry for the delay
[03:27.408]I will, uh, sorry, I have to take this
[03:30.235]Good luck
[03:31.299]
[03:31.320]Hi Miranda, I just picked up the sketch from James Holt's party, um
[03:34.077]My flight has been canceled, some absurd weather problem
[03:38.234]I need to get home tonight
[03:39.845]The twins' recital's in the morning and I promised Steven I would be there
[03:44.759]Absolutely, let me see what I can do
[03:48.529]
[03:48.550]Are you on the pulse or have you lost your touch?
[03:52.037]Are you all the rage or not so much?
[03:55.929]
[03:55.950]Finally, you must be starving
[03:57.624]Hold on
[03:58.476]Hi, I'm trying to get a flight for my boss from Miami to New York tonight?
[04:02.383]I made you a grilled cheese
[04:03.098]Shh!
[04:03.969]What do you mean nothing is flying out? What, a hurricane?
[04:07.543]There's like eight bucks of jarlsberg in there
[04:09.031]Nate, seriously, if I don't get Miranda home tonight, she's going to murder me
[04:13.837]Yes, I will hold
[04:14.596]It's almost 10 o'clock, why are you still working?
[04:17.184]Because I don't have a choice
[04:18.830]Miranda, hi
[04:20.319]I'm trying to get you a flight, but no one's flying out 'cause of the weather, so—
[04:23.586]Ugh, please
[04:25.817]It's just, I don't know, drizzling
[04:32.016]Find anyone who has a jet
[04:34.081]This is your job
[04:36.422]Get me home
[04:38.508]
[04:38.529]Oh, are you on your game or have you lost your touch?
[04:43.742]The girl for the job or not so much?
[04:47.449]Are you the hot new thing or is your spot in doubt?
[04:51.132]Are you in or out? Andy, are you in or out?
[04:56.691]Andy, time is running out
[04:59.564]
[04:59.585]Oh my God, I can't get her home
[05:01.508]What does she expect you to do?
[05:02.786]Call the National Guard and have her airlifted out of there?
[05:05.364]No, of course not
[05:07.383]Could I do that?
[05:08.432]
[05:08.453]Andy, are you (Andy, are you)
[05:12.623]In or out?