Bon Voyage
 作词 : Shaina Taub/Mark Sonnenblick
 作曲 : Elton John
No worries, I get it, it's totally fine
There's no need to apologize to me
No need
You just, like, killed my dream so you could get ahead
But hey, N-B-effing-D
That's sarcasm
So go and kick your heels up in my first-class seat
Pour one out for me in my luxury suite
Oh, that's high
I think you're really stressing her out

Bon voyage, toodle-oo
Pick up those party passes never meant for you
Bon voyage, enjoy Paree
I hope an uncut French guy gives you HPV
Last night I dreamt you got trampled by J.Lo's entourage
Oh, bon voyage

Woop, time for your pills
Remember, they work fast
Oh, thank God
Face it, Andy, you sold your soul the day you put on that first pair of Jimmy Choos
I don't blame you for being mad
Yeah, well, I do blame you for everything
Hot nurse? Get her out of here
But—
You heard her, field mouse
Let's go

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

The thing that really makes me go ballistic (Mmm?)
The thing that makes me tear out my hair (Mm-hmm?)
Is the girl that will sit front row at Dior
Is the girl who still pretends she doesn't care
I hate pretenders
The girl who didn't earn it (No, she didn't)
The girl who wears flats (No, she doesn't)
The girl who eats carbs (Boo)
And saturated fats
Oh, darling, those'll kill you
Oh, darling, do you promise?

So bon voyage, have so much fun
On all the runways that you don't deserve to run
Bon voyage, oh, pleasant trip
Hey, hot nurse? I need another morphine drip
Go and binge on brie and Pinot while you get a massage
Oh, bon voyage

I'm honestly impressed you had it in you, yeah (Had it in you)
I never would've guessed you had the guts (Had the guts)
You claim to be this feminist writer (The Feminine Mystique)
But turns out you bite your sisters in the butts

So bon voyage, have a blast (Bon voyage)
I hope you come back home in a body cast
Bon voyage, be sure to write (Bon voyage, be sure to write, mm-hmm)
And don't forget it should be me who's on that flight
Surely soon you're gonna suffer from your own sabotage
'Cause I can see the ugly truth that you cannot camouflage (Ugly truth)
You're a traitor, you're a liar (Traitor, liar)
You are pure garbage
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, bon voyage