WHAT THE **** RIGHT NOW I'm not crazy, I'm a ****—ohh, shit! Floopy goober, mother****er (Floopy ****in' goober) Hey, man, god damn, hey, bro They ain't ready for what we 'bout to bring back! They ain't ready for Tyler with the green hat! Ugh, **** it They ain't ready for the WANG$AP, niggas! I—I'mma rap this next verse **** is niggas talkin' 'bout, nigga? Yo We gon' die legends! I hope you stackin' I hope you puttin' some money to the side, my nigga And payin' your taxes (Yeah) I hope you not incriminatin' you and your niggas On songs if you trappin' I hope you dressin' yourself And not followin' niggas opinions on fashion I hope them cars that you drivin' ain't rented Just to get some comments on 'Gram Oh, shit, they are, because you not the man Low self-esteem, hide it in lean (Yeah) Xan every meal You ****in' weak, and you robbin' your plug? (Yeah) You ain't got no plan, but I'm not here to judge 'Cause apparently you're doin' your thing Talk your shit, Young Nigga! Woo! I know they see me Your pants got a flood, a little bit Katrina Oh you wearin' Vans and Supreme this season? Stop lyin' to yourself, nigga, me the reason AHH! Right now, nigga Ugh, right now A little gooey with some nice sounds huh This little groupie want the pipe now yeah She eatin' coochie, kinda dyke now, ugh Got a new dirt bike, wow And it match the go-kart, go skrrt! now (Talk your shit!) I really want the La Ferrari, but shit (Vmmm) Can't you lower the price down? **** right now Ayy! Ayy! **** right now Woo! God! Ayy Ayy right now, nigga What the **** right now!(Go right now, nigga) What the **** right now!(Bite down, nigga, here we go!) 'Cause I'm not one (Woo!) When it come to a vision, they ain't got one (Woo!) Rolling Stone never gave me a cover, so... Um... (god) So I shot one! (Woo!) I ain't do college (Woo!), I said **** them lessons (Yeah) I ain't join no gang, I said **** them weapons (Yeah) Grabbed the keyboard, Clancy crossed my path (Woo!) Cashed my first check and said "**** depression, nigga!" (Got this money!) Nigga what you scared for? (Woo!) Everybody lean, everybody gang though (right) Nigga you a new slave, I'm an old one Thanks to Ben Yang, still walk around with chains on (Right) Like you ain't seen no shit like mine (Woo!) You ain't seen no dick like mine Nahhh—pause What the, what the **** right now? What the **** right now? (Right now!) What the **** right now? (Golf Wang, nigga!) What the **** right now? (A$AP Gang, nigga!) What the **** right now? What the **** right now? (Ay ay ay ay) What the **** right now?(These niggas don't know what we 'bout to do) What the **** right now? (Ay man, These niggas don't even understand! Goddamn, man!) Told you dickheads I'ma go nuts (Woo) Niggas told me to grow up (Hanh?!) So I matured to a V10 (Skrrt, skrrt) I'm in a vacant lot doin' donuts (Skrrt, skrrt) There go my ego, Leggo my Eggo Never sip syrup, shout my nigga Scooty Y'all don't want beef, let us know he can eat that bread Cause he pushin' that mayo, fuego (Oww!) Respect when you see him Boy, last album was a musical museum Somethin' always lost with you niggas like Liam Neeson, boy, you better run (Yeah!) Here I come, snortin' glitter, portrait pictures I don't run with many cause their walk is bitter Niggas mad at T, where the tall freckled white boys at? 'Cause I don't **** with niggas (Woo!) That's not my homie, that's not my whoadies (Yeah!) That not my team, nigga, they're benchwarmers (**** 'em!) I am a stormer, I am a trooper (****'em!) I am a Koopa, bet it lost its value as soon as I moved it I run the business, I do not got time for niggas' opinions They ****in' stupid, don't need 'em, don't want 'em I drop 'em, they're deadweight, them niggas useless Neck heavy like motha****in' bad news (Woo!) Thanks to Ben Baller, walkin' with a hunchback I got a new white one that I worked hard for So the doors on my car doin' jump-jacks (Riiight) My big bro Frankie got a Porsche (Hanh?) My little brother Taco got a Bimmer If you see 'em around me, they eatin' We all good, it's like FEMA, but of course Get money, nigga! Get money! All you funny lookin' niggas, back the **** up! Ayy, ayy, ayy, man Um, oh, I wanted to add this I sit in room with a to-do list, pro- Ceed to do and play acoustics, you Sit around and look at me feelin' foolish Rollin' up and make excuses, ****ing losers Jesus, damn man (**** them niggas! Ayy man, ayy man!) What the **** right now!(Ayy I just got one motha****in' question) What the **** right now!(Why the **** these niggas wanna look like you now?) What the **** right now!(Why the **** these hoes wanna **** a nigga like you now?) What the **** right now!(Why the **** these niggas frontin' like niggas ain't been invented the swag they runnin' with?) Why the **** is niggas actin' like niggas ain't the originators of this shit? Man, I tell these niggas they can die and suck a dick! How was that? Cool?