[00:00.000] 作词 : HOUGESEN, DAN/LINDBY, TOM/CHRISTENSEN, BO/THORBJORNSEN
[00:10.26]长气的妈妈每天闹我　成日将七姑四姨舅母记错
[00:19.43]还记得称呼舅公十次　有八次　叫错
[00:26.02]几多亲戚　点去认喎？
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[00:28.80]咪忘记　呀边个　咪旧阵娶左边个
[00:33.46]要叫声呢个　o个个　唔记得左咯
[00:38.11]咪忘记　呀边个　咪就系家姐边个
[00:42.81]要记得呢个　o个个　你大个咪错
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[00:56.88]随我的身高每天渐变　妈妈的叮嘱始终未厌
[01:06.24]人际的餐单每天在变　而我要　应变
[01:12.41]披荆斩棘　仿似大战
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[01:15.56]咪忘记　呀边个　咪旧阵踩亲边个
[01:20.34]佢最□呢个　o个个　唔唱得边个
[01:24.94]咪忘记　嗌边个　咪就系公司边个
[01:29.68]要记得呢个　应该　我就冇乜错
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[01:34.73]咪忘记　呀边个　日日在偏帮边个
[01:39.10]要小心呢个　o个个　唔记得左咯
[01:43.48]咪忘记　冇边个　着实系益左边个
[01:48.34]我阿妈讲过　讲过　我大个咪错
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[01:55.35]（我不怕被不骂　你给我廿年吧）
[02:04.11]人一生中总有日化
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[02:16.50]我忘记　呀边个　旧阵系公司边个
[02:21.21]佢最憎呢个　o个个　唔笑得边个
[02:25.84]我忘记　呀边个　实在系家阵边鬼个
[02:30.48]要记得呢个　o个个　我就冇乜错
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[02:35.43]我忘记　呀边个
[02:40.78]要小心呢个　o个个　唔记得左啦
[02:45.24]我忘记　呀边个
[02:50.15]我阿妈讲过　讲过　我大个咪错
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