Ringtone歌词

[00:00.45]Once, not very long ago,
[00:02.70] I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh)
[00:07.72]But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh)
[00:14.20]My life is filled with such regret
[00:18.23]A bad mistake I can't forget
[00:21.90]And now I'll never be the same
[00:39.12]Ringtone
[00:41.37]Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
[00:44.25]I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all
[00:48.71](What was I thinking?)
[00:50.27]My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
[00:57.38]Well, everybody (everybody)
[01:01.49]Everybody (everybody)
[01:04.18]Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
[01:09.65]When my phone goes off at work
[01:12.32]I look like the biggest jerk
[01:14.03]Total strangers wanna slap me around
[01:16.99]When it's ringin' on the terrace
[01:18.64]My neighbors get embarrassed
[01:20.19]They're beggin' me to move outta town
[01:22.73]Well, it made my wife so sick
[01:24.57]She smashed my iPhone with a brick
[01:26.21]But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine
[01:29.15]It's a pain, I sure don't need it
[01:31.16]And I probably should delete it
[01:32.43]But for me that would be crossin' the line
[01:35.03]'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine
[01:38.14]Hey, I paid good money for this...
[01:40.48]Ringtone
[01:42.12]Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
[01:44.52]I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all
[01:49.17](Really, what was I thinking?)
[01:51.04]My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
[01:57.50]Well, everybody (everybody)
[02:01.65]Everybody (everybody)
[02:04.94]Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
[02:23.94]Ringtone
[02:26.88]Ringtone
[02:29.99]Ahh, ooh
[02:35.62]Chinese factory workers
[02:37.67](they hate my ringtone)
[02:39.02]Muslim women in burqas
[02:40.73](really hate my ringtone)
[02:42.22]Starvin' kids in Angola
[02:43.72](they hate my ringtone)
[02:45.21]Even folks with Ebola
[02:46.81](just hate my ringtone)
[02:48.46]All the nuns and nannies
[02:50.11](all the welfare mothers)
[02:51.50]All the Pakistanis
[02:52.99](all the Wayans brothers)
[02:54.44]Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea
[02:57.27]Every single person everywhere unanimously
[03:00.32]Everybody (everybody)
[03:03.41]Everybody (everybody)
[03:06.55]Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
[03:10.39]Ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone...