A Complicated Song (Parody of \"Complicated\" by Avril Lavigne)
Uh huh, extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame, no one came
Just us eatin' all alone
You said, 'Take the pizza home
No sense lettin' all this go to waste'
So then I faced
Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom, I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No, no, no
I was feelin' pretty down
'Til my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me
Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddenly spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me
Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No, no, no
(No no, no no, no no, no no, no no)
(No no, no no, no no, no no, no no)
I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see
Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
Oh, no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
(Yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer, can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No, no, no
A Complicated Song (Parody of \"Complicated\" by Avril Lavigne)LRC歌词
[00:01.41]Uh huh, extra cheese
[00:06.71]Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me
[00:12.15]Pizza party at your house
[00:15.08]I went just to check it out
[00:17.97]Nineteen extra larges
[00:20.56]What a shame, no one came
[00:23.79]Just us eatin' all alone
[00:26.83]You said, 'Take the pizza home
[00:29.71]No sense lettin' all this go to waste'
[00:33.64]So then I faced
[00:35.09]Pizza all day
[00:36.50]And every day
[00:38.15]This cheese 'round the clock
[00:39.49]Is gettin' me blocked
[00:40.93]And I sure don't care
[00:42.33]For irregularity
[00:45.56]Tell me
[00:46.96]Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
[00:51.04]'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
[00:57.00]In the bathroom, I sit and I wait and I strain
[00:58.79]And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
[01:04.02]Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
[01:08.68]No, no, no
[01:13.37]I was feelin' pretty down
[01:16.35]'Til my girlfriend came around
[01:19.25]We're just so alike in every way
[01:23.33]I gotta say
[01:24.87]In fact, I just thought I might
[01:28.14]Pop the question there that night
[01:30.93]I was kissing her so tenderly
[01:34.91]But woe is me
[01:36.50]Who would have guessed
[01:38.00]Her family crest
[01:39.24]I'd suddenly spy
[01:40.66]Tattooed on her thigh
[01:42.35]And son-of-a-gun
[01:43.75]It's just like the one on me
[01:47.18]Tell me
[01:48.23]How was I supposed to know we were both related?
[01:52.32]Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
[01:58.34]What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
[02:02.27]And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
[02:05.21]And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
[02:09.83]No, no, no
[02:12.50](No no, no no, no no, no no, no no)
[02:18.82](No no, no no, no no, no no, no no)
[02:23.70]I had so much on my mind
[02:26.49]I thought maybe I'd unwind
[02:29.47]Try out that new roller coaster ride
[02:33.40]And the guide
[02:35.05]Said not to stand
[02:36.34]But that's a demand
[02:37.58]That I couldn't meet
[02:39.03]I got on my feet
[02:40.62]And stood up instead
[02:42.01]And knocked off my head, you see
[02:45.25]Tell me
[02:46.68]Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
[02:51.07]This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
[02:56.83]Such a drag, now can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
[03:00.96]I can't belch or yodel anymore
[03:03.84]Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
[03:08.67]Oh, no
[03:10.01]Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
[03:13.60](Yeah, yeah)
[03:14.50]I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
[03:20.12]What a bummer, can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
[03:24.20]But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
[03:27.49]Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
[03:31.88]No, no, no
