Talk Soup
Album:Alapalooza
Weird Al Yankovic-Talk Soup
I dated Siamese twins
I slept with Bigfoot, too
Get me on Sally Jesse
Put me on Donahue
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now
My dog's a narcoleptic
My mom's a circus freak
I gotta get a spot on
Geraldo's show this week
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now
I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo addict
Stripper born without a chin
And I'm only comfortable talking about it
When the whole wide world is listening in
Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Listen to me, （listen to me）
My wife ran off with Elvis
My boss shaved off my hair
I've got a thing for poodles
And rubber underwear
And I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now
I had a close encounter
I never chew my food
I got eleven nose jobs
I yodel in the nude
And I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now
I'm just a cross-dressin' alcoholic neo-Nazi
Porno star, as you may have guessed
And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better
If you let me get this thing off my chest
Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Listen to me, （listen to me）
I'm just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniac
Albino go-go dancer, you see
Nothin' so bad that I can't share it
With a billion friends on national TV, whoa...
I have no genitalia
I sold my kids for cheese
I love my blow up doll, so
Bring out those cameras, please
'Cause I gotta tell the world about it
Right Now
Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Listen to me, （listen to me）
Talk SoupLRC歌词
[04:12.94][00:07.23]Album:Alapalooza
[04:06.84][00:01.73]Weird Al Yankovic-Talk Soup
[00:10.57][00:00.84]
[00:10.69]I dated Siamese twins
[00:12.55]I slept with Bigfoot, too
[00:14.53]Get me on Sally Jesse
[00:16.91]Put me on Donahue
[00:19.01]'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
[00:22.86]Right Now
[00:24.39]
[00:27.75]My dog's a narcoleptic
[00:30.43]My mom's a circus freak
[00:32.56]I gotta get a spot on
[00:34.69]Geraldo's show this week
[00:37.19]'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
[00:40.62]Right Now
[00:42.20]
[00:46.53]I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo addict
[00:50.67]Stripper born without a chin
[00:54.49]And I'm only comfortable talking about it
[00:58.90]When the whole wide world is listening in
[01:02.18]
[01:03.62]Talk Soup... Talk Soup
[01:12.00]Listen to me, （listen to me）
[01:21.36]
[01:22.47]My wife ran off with Elvis
[01:24.37]My boss shaved off my hair
[01:26.44]I've got a thing for poodles
[01:28.67]And rubber underwear
[01:30.92]And I wanna tell the world about it
[01:34.55]Right Now
[01:36.54]
[01:39.90]I had a close encounter
[01:42.15]I never chew my food
[01:44.35]I got eleven nose jobs
[01:46.60]I yodel in the nude
[01:48.89]And I wanna tell the world about it
[01:52.71]Right Now
[01:54.48]
[01:57.90]I'm just a cross-dressin' alcoholic neo-Nazi
[02:02.50]Porno star, as you may have guessed
[02:06.49]And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better
[02:10.79]If you let me get this thing off my chest
[02:14.01]
[02:15.51]Talk Soup... Talk Soup
[02:24.05]Listen to me, （listen to me）
[02:29.95]
[02:34.43]I'm just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniac
[02:38.28]Albino go-go dancer, you see
[02:42.21]Nothin' so bad that I can't share it
[02:45.00]With a billion friends on national TV, whoa...
[02:50.65]
[02:51.79]I have no genitalia
[02:54.14]I sold my kids for cheese
[02:56.24]I love my blow up doll, so
[02:58.35]Bring out those cameras, please
[03:00.75]'Cause I gotta tell the world about it
[03:04.47]Right Now
[03:06.34]
[03:45.18][03:27.45][03:09.48]Talk Soup... Talk Soup
[03:53.93][03:35.94][03:17.95]Listen to me, （listen to me）
[04:05.16][03:43.28][03:25.49]
