The Boy Least LIkely To Is A Machine
I made a machine
Called The Boy Least Likely To.
It feeds me shortbread biscuits,
And it makes my little dreams come true.
It thinks for me,
And everything I used to do it does for me,
It's made of aluminum,
And it runs off pencil batteries.
I know that it makes me happy,
But something about it frightens me.
I made a machine
To make my life easier,
But it's made it more complicated
Than it ever was before.
I programmed it
To simulate the feelings that I used to get.
It reads me bedtime stories,
And it makes me feel human again.
It doesn't have to understand
What it's doing,
And it does everything
A human being can.
It stores my thoughts and feelings
In its database.
I tell it things,
When I'm feeling sad.
Sometimes it the only
Real friend that I have,
And that's what makes me sad.
I made a machine
Called The Boy Least Likely To.
It has lots of switches and buttons,
But I don't know what they do.
I know it can't
Understand the intricacies of my heart,
But when I cuddle up to it
It comes to life in my arms.
I know that it makes me happy,
But something about it frightens me
The Boy Least LIkely To Is A MachineLRC歌词
[00:32.127] I made a machine
[00:33.873] Called The Boy Least Likely To.
[00:37.932] It feeds me shortbread biscuits,
[00:41.080] And it makes my little dreams come true.
[00:45.785] It thinks for me,
[00:47.765] And everything I used to do it does for me,
[00:51.883] It's made of aluminum,
[00:54.722] And it runs off pencil batteries.
[01:00.010] I know that it makes me happy,
[01:03.878] But something about it frightens me.
[01:15.923] I made a machine
[01:17.765] To make my life easier,
[01:21.790] But it's made it more complicated
[01:25.845] Than it ever was before.
[01:29.730] I programmed it
[01:31.724] To simulate the feelings that I used to get.
[01:35.761] It reads me bedtime stories,
[01:38.921] And it makes me feel human again.
[01:43.860] It doesn't have to understand
[01:47.785] What it's doing,
[01:49.931] And it does everything
[01:55.852] A human being can.
[01:59.833] It stores my thoughts and feelings
[02:03.749] In its database.
[02:07.745] I tell it things,
[02:11.905] When I'm feeling sad.
[02:15.713] Sometimes it the only
[02:19.847] Real friend that I have,
[02:23.731] And that's what makes me sad.
[03:13.824] I made a machine
[03:16.009] Called The Boy Least Likely To.
[03:19.868] It has lots of switches and buttons,
[03:23.852] But I don't know what they do.
[03:27.773] I know it can't
[03:29.987] Understand the intricacies of my heart,
[03:33.822] But when I cuddle up to it
[03:37.908] It comes to life in my arms.
[03:41.765] I know that it makes me happy,
[03:45.842] But something about it frightens me
