Screening Evaluation (Skit)
So listen, buddy.
I'm gonna give you a little test, okay?
Okay
Is that okay, buddy?
This test is call a Rorschach test
And it's a test that we give to smart kids like you
So we can see how smart you really are
And Joyner, you're only 8 years old, correct?
Yes
Wow, you're such a big boy
Okay, so I'm going to hold up some pictures
And you're gonna tell me what you see in these pictures, okay?
Okay
Okay, let's start with this one
What do you see in this picture, buddy?
A butterfly
Yes, that is absolutely correct
What a smart boy you are
That is a butterfly
Wow, okay, how about this picture?
That's a television
And that's another correct answer, good job, buddy
You might be a genius
How about this one?
That's a basketball
Joyner, you are so amazing!
Another great answer!
That is a basketball
I don't even know if I could've got that one right
Such a smart, smart boy
Okay, how about this one?
That's a condom
We're gonna try this again
You better not **** up this time
That's a-, that's a condom
Joyner, I just called you a smart boy
Please don't make me regret that statement
You know what, let's just try another picture
Look closely and tell me what you see in this picture
Uh, that's look like a loaded gun?
We're gonna try this again and you better not **** up this time
I said it's a loaded gun
What are you, a ****ing retard?
Are you stupid?
Mentally challenged?
What the **** is the matter with you?
I'm sorry
I'm trying to help you
Look at the ****ing picture
I am, I'm trying. I'm looking
Look at the ****ing picture!
Screening Evaluation (Skit)LRC歌词
[00:06.06]So listen, buddy.
[00:08.56]I'm gonna give you a little test, okay?
[00:12.71]Okay
[00:13.00]Is that okay, buddy?
[00:15.91]This test is call a Rorschach test
[00:19.30]And it's a test that we give to smart kids like you
[00:22.96]So we can see how smart you really are
[00:26.64]And Joyner, you're only 8 years old, correct?
[00:31.67]Yes
[00:32.68]Wow, you're such a big boy
[00:36.27]Okay, so I'm going to hold up some pictures
[00:40.71]And you're gonna tell me what you see in these pictures, okay?
[00:47.02]Okay
[00:47.68]Okay, let's start with this one
[00:50.23]What do you see in this picture, buddy?
[00:54.84]A butterfly
[00:56.72]Yes, that is absolutely correct
[00:59.50]What a smart boy you are
[01:02.12]That is a butterfly
[01:03.98]Wow, okay, how about this picture?
[01:10.36]That's a television
[01:12.20]And that's another correct answer, good job, buddy
[01:17.84]You might be a genius
[01:20.41]How about this one?
[01:23.03]That's a basketball
[01:26.14]Joyner, you are so amazing!
[01:30.26]Another great answer!
[01:32.31]That is a basketball
[01:35.16]I don't even know if I could've got that one right
[01:40.28]Such a smart, smart boy
[01:43.60]Okay, how about this one?
[01:48.55]That's a condom
[01:50.79]We're gonna try this again
[01:54.28]You better not **** up this time
[01:56.77]That's a-, that's a condom
[01:59.14]Joyner, I just called you a smart boy
[02:02.54]Please don't make me regret that statement
[02:06.36]You know what, let's just try another picture
[02:12.07]Look closely and tell me what you see in this picture
[02:16.98]Uh, that's look like a loaded gun?
[02:19.61]We're gonna try this again and you better not **** up this time
[02:25.23]I said it's a loaded gun
[02:27.65]What are you, a ****ing retard?
[02:30.54]Are you stupid?
[02:32.75]Mentally challenged?
[02:34.53]What the **** is the matter with you?
[02:38.31]I'm sorry
[02:39.03]I'm trying to help you
[02:41.08]Look at the ****ing picture
[02:43.70]I am, I'm trying. I'm looking
[02:46.15]Look at the ****ing picture!
