Stay at Home Dad歌词

[00:13.128]I'm a stay-at-home dad
[00:14.524]I'm on paternity leave
[00:16.111]I'm a stay-at-home dad
[00:17.821]It's just my baby and me
[00:19.475]I'm a stay-at-home dad
[00:21.072]While my wife's at work
[00:22.634]I've got a bottle in my hand and spit up on my shirt
[00:29.484]Baby wakes me up around 5 am
[00:32.487]Kicking and screaming until his face turns red
[00:35.640]He usually tends to calm down once he's fed
[00:38.635]So I give him his bottle
[00:40.016]My wife gets out of bed
[00:42.098]Cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready
[00:45.233]O-oh, o-oh someone's diaper is smelly
[00:48.382]O-oh, o-oh it leaked all over his belly
[00:51.720]O-oh, o-oh it looks like mustard and jelly
[00:54.804]Kiss my wife goodbye while
[00:56.318]I clean up his bum-bum
[00:57.992]It's time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun
[01:01.142]I try not to get soap in his eyes
[01:04.365]He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry
[01:07.567]But if he cries, to make him stop
[01:09.332]I've got a trick
[01:10.708]I make funny noises with my mouth like this
[01:17.289]Then we play pick-a-boo it makes him laugh
[01:20.451]I'm a stay-at-home dad
[01:21.855]It's a full time job
[01:23.516]I'm a stay-at-home dad
[01:25.138]But I like it a lot
[01:26.634]I'm a stay-at-home dad
[01:28.092]During his afternoon nap
[01:29.896]I watch 'The
[01:30.944]Price is Right' and
[01:31.873]I make myself a snack
[01:34.375]Cheese and crackers
[01:36.552]If I have errands to run
[01:38.388]I take the van
[01:39.709]Strap him in his car seat and bring his baby bag
[01:42.721]I always make sure his seat's well strapped in
[01:45.927]My baby security is important
[01:49.253]Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma
[01:52.175]But I gotta make sure to be back by 4 o'clock so
[01:55.455]I can prepare supper while
[01:57.399]I watch Oprah
[01:58.787]What should
[01:59.126]I make tonight maybe some pasta
[02:02.129]And a caesar salad my wife will like that 5 o'clock is the time that she comes back
[02:08.352]She asks me how my day was
[02:10.276]I say not bad
[02:11.700]It's all in a day's work as a stay-at-home dad
[02:14.798]I'm a stay-at-home dad
[02:16.416]I don't take drugs
[02:17.898]I'm a stay-at-home dad
[02:19.466]I get high on baby hugs
[02:21.079]I'm a stay-at-home dad
[02:22.654]I like Winnie the Pooh
[02:23.797]but my favourite
[02:25.044]Disney movie is the
[02:26.171]Lion King 2
[02:28.516]I also like
[02:29.351]Ice Age
[02:32.073]That's right I take care of my children