He's The D.J. I'm The Rapper歌词

[00:00.00] 作词 : Smith, Townes
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[00:08.16]Uh uhh ahh ughhhhhhh
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[00:10.88]Yo Jeffrey bust it
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[00:15.94]What are ya doing in there
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[00:18.38]Word 'em up word 'em up word 'em up
[00:20.02]In the place at about this time
[00:21.13]DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince just bu-bu-bugging out
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[00:24.93]Losing it all no sense
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[00:27.50]Ay Jeff scratch it scratch it man scratch it
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[00:33.91]Ughhhhh aw that was decent
[00:36.40]Now scratch it a quick joint a quick one Jeff
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[00:43.38]Ooooooh yeah yeah
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[00:46.12]We just bugging we just having some fun
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[00:48.40]Me and Jeffrey
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[00:50.12]He's the DJ I'm the Rapper
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[00:53.56]Hello can anybody hear me
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[00:58.71]You can Aight that's good you can hear me
[01:01.32]OK it's clear It's good OK everybody's got it
[01:03.51]One two
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[01:05.41]One two and
[01:06.99]My rhymes have been written not to be bitten
[01:09.36]But as it seems some suckers keep forgetting
[01:11.56]The rules about rapping but that's alright
[01:13.34]Cause in the next five minutes I'ma have them all uptight
[01:15.45]Stronger than a dinosaur better known than Santa
[01:17.31]Man the battles I battle I usually win 'em
[01:19.74]In less than a minute but it all depends
[01:21.76]On how long it takes you rappers to realize
[01:23.51]That trying to defend yourself is ridiculous
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[01:25.87]Didn't you get my message inside of the question
[01:28.07]Cause you're toys boys I'm the Real McCoy
[01:30.05]I'm really gonna enjoy seeing you destroyed
[01:32.02]If I was Fred Flintstone I'd probably own all of Bedrock
[01:34.38]If I was a criminal I'd probably own a cellblock
[01:36.52]If I was in the Navy I would own the sea
[01:38.39]But I'm a poet so I own the whole rap industry
[01:40.52]I'm like a lion my man and the streets are my den
[01:42.64]It's either kill or be killed so I kill
[01:44.22]I kill again and again and again
[01:45.64]The X amount of times rappers I'll slaughter them
[01:47.34]I tie 'em up and throw them in the water
[01:49.00]Then I'll just walk away like nothing ever happened
[01:50.92]Until somebody else starts rapping
[01:52.64]That's when I snap and I'll attack and go mad like Rambo
[01:55.27]Or maybe like Commando or like Lando
[01:57.44]Calrissian cause you know he was down with the Force
[01:59.82]Fresh Prince is the source I feel no pain or remorse
[02:01.72]Think that you can beat me rapping man you must be silly
[02:03.72]Man I really really really really really really
[02:05.69]Hate when people doubt my ability
[02:07.82]And I have to prove superiority
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[02:10.22]If rap was basketball I would be in luck
[02:12.13]Cause everytime I freestyled it would be a slam dunk
[02:14.07]Man I'm the engineer and you're the passangers
[02:16.58]Taking on a voyage a hip-hop massacre
[02:18.32]The Jason of rap Freddy Kruger of rhyming
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[02:20.63]And I'm sure that you'll see in due time man
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[02:22.80]People will run to Philadelphia Pennsylvania
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[02:24.77]To all join in to this Fresh Prince mania
[02:26.70]My face in magazines on your radio or stereo
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[02:28.89]Everywhere you go audio and video
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[02:30.88]A hip-hop terrorist war like vocalist
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[02:32.91]Other rappers say Yo Prince why don't you show me this
[02:35.23]Style now you must be tripping
[02:36.90]It ain't no way in hell I'ma let you put your lip in
[02:39.02]My rhyme cause it's a timebomb I'm not kidding
[02:41.08]My rhyme explodes the second it gets bitten
[02:43.13]I'm quick and nimble a status symbol
[02:45.07]I shop at Macy's now but I used to shop at Gimble's
[02:47.54]I'll drop kick a hurricane bodyslam a tidal wave
[02:49.39]Walk through a tornado or a volcano
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[02:51.80]But I'll be OK though
[02:53.20]And here's some more info that you rappers should know
[02:55.69]You are the bombs and I will defuse you
[02:57.79]I am the lawyer and I'm going to accuse you
[02:59.83]Of the ultimate rhyme crime and you will be guilty
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[03:01.86]There's no way that you'll ever ever defeat beat me
[03:04.52]Rapping any time of day
[03:05.68]Pop so much trash man I can't wait
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[03:07.78]To be face to face and hear Jeff say sick 'em
[03:09.90]Man you're gonna be my victim
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[03:11.80]You better duck and pray for good luck Chuck cause you're stuck
[03:14.10]You're like a Thanksgiving turkey and it's time to be plucked
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[03:16.50]I see you're nervous purpose that's how I now you're soft
[03:18.63]You're running round like a chicken with your head cut off
[03:21.00]But just relax my power to the max
[03:22.47]And I'm cutting no slack on this rap track Jack
[03:24.76]So back up as if you got good sense
[03:26.58]Or feel the fury of the Prince
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[03:29.59]And ya don't stop
[03:30.52]Yo Jazzy why don't you rock up the spots
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[03:32.95]Yo Jazzy hey Jeff I'm psyched I'm psyched
[03:36.25]Give em a cut Jeff
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[03:42.14]Ooooooh weeeeeee check out my dish-jockey
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[03:46.67]Ay Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey a fast one
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[03:53.14]Uh huh yeah uh huh uh huh uh huh
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[03:58.83]Wow ay Jeff Jeff give em one of them fresh ones
[04:00.96]A fresh one Jeffrey
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[04:08.58]No music no music
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[04:15.00]Wooooooo that was decent that was decent
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[04:18.47]That's my DJ that's my DJ
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[04:20.99]Jazzy Jeff I'm the Fresh Prince
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[04:24.23]Hi hi how ya doing
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[04:27.20]How's everyone doing out there
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[04:32.13]Ooooooh
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[04:35.03]I'm just here to talk about my DJ
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[04:37.07]I was just I was just standing in here really
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[04:40.69]Really Aight okay umm well
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[04:44.33]On behalf of DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
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[04:47.69]Groove then get down
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[04:49.61]Thank you and good night