I Can't Do It Alone
Ladies and gentlemen
Miss Velma Kelley in
and act--of desperation
My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop
My sister and I were headed straight for the top
My sister and I earned a thou a week at least
oh yeah
But my sister is now unfortunately
deceased
I know it's sad of course
but a fact is still a fact
And now all that remains is the remains
Of a perfect double act
Watch this
Now you have to imagine it with two people
— it's swell with two people
First I'd--
Then she’d—
Then we’d—
But I can't do it alone
Then she’d—
Then I’d—
Then we’d—
But I can't do it alone
She'd say
What's your sister like? “
I’d say "Man..."
She'd say "You're the cat's meow!"
Then we'd wow the crowd again
When she'd go--
I’d go—
We'd go—
Then those ding-dong daddies started a roar!
Whistles, stomped, stamped on the floor
Yellin' screamin' begging for more—
And we'd say
”Ok fellas, keep your socks up,"
"cause you ain't seen nothin' yet!"
But I simply cannot do it alone!
So what do you think, huh?
Come on, you can say it...
(Roxie blows raspberry) （Roxie
I know you're right
the first part's shit
But the second part
the second part is really nifty!
Ok
She'd go—
I’d go—
We'd go—
And then those two-bit Johnnys dug in the ground
To cheer the best attraction in town
Nearly tore the balcony down!!
And we'd say
"OK fellas, we're going home, but before we go— “
Here's a few more parting shots!"
And this, this we did in perfect unison!—
You see me goin' through it
You may think there's nothin' to it
But I simply cannot do it alone!
I Can't Do It AloneLRC歌词
[00:04.39]Ladies and gentlemen
[00:05.96]Miss Velma Kelley in
[00:07.62]and act--of desperation
[00:11.61]My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop
[00:15.97]My sister and I were headed straight for the top
[00:20.78]My sister and I earned a thou a week at least
[00:25.08]oh yeah
[00:26.29]But my sister is now unfortunately
[00:29.17]deceased
[00:31.46]I know it's sad of course
[00:33.51]but a fact is still a fact
[00:37.86]And now all that remains is the remains
[00:42.71]Of a perfect double act
[00:48.59]Watch this
[00:50.01]Now you have to imagine it with two people
[00:52.79]— it's swell with two people
[00:55.37]First I'd--
[00:59.14]Then she’d—
[01:03.54]Then we’d—
[01:07.32]But I can't do it alone
[01:10.21]Then she’d—
[01:13.95]Then I’d—
[01:17.99]Then we’d—
[01:22.06]But I can't do it alone
[01:24.78]She'd say
[01:25.75]What's your sister like? “
[01:27.57]I’d say "Man..."
[01:29.79]She'd say "You're the cat's meow!"
[01:32.11]Then we'd wow the crowd again
[01:35.01]When she'd go--
[01:39.03]I’d go—
[01:43.05]We'd go—
[01:49.26]Then those ding-dong daddies started a roar!
[01:52.45]Whistles, stomped, stamped on the floor
[01:54.92]Yellin' screamin' begging for more—
[01:57.93]And we'd say
[01:59.13]”Ok fellas, keep your socks up,"
[02:02.38]"cause you ain't seen nothin' yet!"
[02:13.34]But I simply cannot do it alone!
[02:19.58]So what do you think, huh?
[02:22.28]Come on, you can say it...
[02:26.40](Roxie blows raspberry) （Roxie
[02:29.68]I know you're right
[02:30.56]the first part's shit
[02:31.90]But the second part
[02:32.77]the second part is really nifty!
[02:37.01]Ok
[02:38.33]She'd go—
[02:44.15]I’d go—
[02:50.84]We'd go—
[03:03.16]And then those two-bit Johnnys dug in the ground
[03:06.95]To cheer the best attraction in town
[03:09.55]Nearly tore the balcony down!!
[03:12.92]And we'd say
[03:13.43]"OK fellas, we're going home, but before we go— “
[03:17.82]Here's a few more parting shots!"
[03:19.93]And this, this we did in perfect unison!—
[03:32.26]You see me goin' through it
[03:34.66]You may think there's nothin' to it
[03:37.35]But I simply cannot do it alone!
