SHADYXV
I'm liable to start a violent spark
with a silent thought
I disgust you like dialogue
from the shop to The Wired Frog
Night club, *******t, I was taught
if you see these on fire
You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park,
no fire depar**ent
So you may not hear sirens at all
But don't be alarmed if I sound off
Something just ain't right with me, dawg
A martyr on a private charter,
whose life could be harder
Widely regarded, highly bite me,
sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded
But tonight I'm starting *******t,
I'm feeling self righteous
I might just hop in a mosh
pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac *******t
Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct
I'll ******* around
and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith
Fan of the LOX, bananas,
manic, I'm going in shock
Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet
Panic attack cause I'm claustrophobic
No, *******, I mean
I can't maneuver from movement
Cause I had no room for improvement
I'm practically squashed,
unpacked it and boxed it
Toxic, hands are arsenic,
flammable bars, examine the content
Bar exam, start of insanity
Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson
Animal snarls, cannibal jaws
Shark mandibles, lambs that'll slaughter
Looking skamp as Hannibal stocking
Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets
Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka
But I gallon some knockers
I bet you they ring a bell
when I come back and I'm conscious
What happened, doc? I passed out again
Alcohol's making me break into vacant's naked
Stole a Magnum box
and bag Cirocs in back of a Doxon
Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics
Too close to the stair master
Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it
Woke up shortly there after, hungover
No one to wear, grasping a bear,
rasped it and dropped it
Air Max in my closet,
preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich
And the cross stitching is a cross mix
Of a rhinoceros, possum skin,
giraffe and a dolphin
Dolphin fin dockers, eyes cautious, drop crotches
Swats watches and sneakers matches
with the parkers
But it's like being overstepped at a boxing gym
With all these trainers,
but I don't have any boxers
And I'm standing here naked,
hangover, still wasted
Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious
Yo, why does it always sound like
I'm grabbing my nostrils?
******* that, I'll battle 'em all, I'll battle 'em all
I'll stand there and yell mad at a wall
Until the mannequin doll
scatter the inanimate objects
That I'm badder than all, shatter and fall
Cause I hear the track
And I'm starting to get ******g amped,
I'mma spark with 'em
Like the car with the cables hooked
to my ******g back, I'm a Duracell
But I sure as hell got it backwards
cause y'all could get jumped
And I'd catch the battery charge, but
I got a hunch like your back when it's arching
When I start attacking your squadron
You'll feel like Master Card when I'm charging
So take a swipe at me, I'm coming straight at you
Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers
So get the sack of Wisconsin
That's nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding?
You *******s are all gonna do my bidding
Don't get dragged to the auction
Neiman Marcus, bags of the Tylenol
I'll push a ******* into oncoming traffic,
just watch this
Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass
See I'm at you wack when
I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave
In a ******g taxi cab to go shopping
Affable guy next door is laughable
My next whore's gon' have mechanical arms
That'll jack me off
with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor
No emotion hence
I guess this sick ******* dies hard
I got a Magic Johnson
It's like a magic wand allows me to
not let a blonde arouse me
If Ronda Rousey was on the couch,
with the condoms out
Holding a thousand Magnums at once,
Wants to Pounce
How I laugh in response how she dances
and flaunts it around me
Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around
And all I see is
she's slaughterhouse in a blouse
And Madonna with mud on her,
got dammit I a misogynist
I slap [?] with a lobster, throw her off a balcony
Just so happens she's fond of Al
Cause now she's faceplanting on the concrete
Complete lack of responsibility
Half you assholes ain't strong
enough to pick up a spirit
*******t, you *******s couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop
But I let the track lift 'em up, boost the energy
Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up,
but my thing is this now
Five finger discount
Been rapping so long I've been killing this *******t,
it's easy
Kidnapping your mom cause
I'm still in this *******, thievery
Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey,
Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit
Always scared if I went back to the blonde
I might relapse, get to some bull*******t
Perhaps I'll launch some cracker taunts
at Action Bronson
Macklemore and Mac Miller and Asher Roth
Have some back and forths
And record a wack response to
Kendrick Lamar's Control verse
And perform Fack in concert
[Fack plays]
Yo, I put that *******t on a Greatest Hits album
Now that was awesome
It takes some massive ******* to do some *******t like that
Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like
(I'll stick around)
And put up with my crap so long for
What's the attraction, mama?
Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking,
actual quadruple entendre
Or the pointy nose that's pointing at you, mama?
Who knows at this point, it's always poking so meh
Still get along with this voice
cause that's the monster
So do-si-do with a sociopath,
everyone who knows me knows that
What they don't know is the
fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh
She loves the way I lie
Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow
Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole
That might've disguise pants, but they on fire
So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off
Sabotage Chris**as, crap in your stocking
I'm wrapping up all the presents
In ******g camouflage so you can't even find 'em
Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off
Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him
Blowing the head gasket at Bed,
Bath and Beyond
Put the basket back
while the bath salt packets are gone
Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier
But classic rock acid rap is the genre
Got Slash on guitar, spla*******ng Bizarre,
Trasher and Aerosmith
And I'm a spectacular archer,
feed count Dracula Chocula
Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan
Bandwagoners kicking the damn stragglers off
and I'm strangling 'em
Smack Kim Basinger on the ass
SHADYXVLRC歌词
[00:06.31]I'm liable to start a violent spark
[00:07.29]with a silent thought
[00:08.23]I disgust you like dialogue
[00:09.49]from the shop to The Wired Frog
[00:10.65]Night club, *******t, I was taught
[00:12.16]if you see these on fire
[00:13.11]You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park,
[00:14.47]no fire depar**ent
[00:16.07]So you may not hear sirens at all
[00:17.42]But don't be alarmed if I sound off
[00:18.65]Something just ain't right with me, dawg
[00:20.58]A martyr on a private charter,
[00:22.45]whose life could be harder
[00:23.66]Widely regarded, highly bite me,
[00:24.80]sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded
[00:26.33]But tonight I'm starting *******t,
[00:27.49]I'm feeling self righteous
[00:28.49]I might just hop in a mosh
[00:29.51]pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac *******t
[00:31.07]Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct
[00:33.13]I'll ******* around
[00:34.95]and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith
[00:37.45]Fan of the LOX, bananas,
[00:38.50]manic, I'm going in shock
[00:39.34]Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet
[00:40.26]Panic attack cause I'm claustrophobic
[00:41.76]No, *******, I mean
[00:42.56]I can't maneuver from movement
[00:43.57]Cause I had no room for improvement
[00:44.48]I'm practically squashed,
[00:46.11]unpacked it and boxed it
[00:47.31]Toxic, hands are arsenic,
[00:48.73]flammable bars, examine the content
[00:50.03]Bar exam, start of insanity
[00:51.04]Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson
[00:53.77]Animal snarls, cannibal jaws
[00:56.30]Shark mandibles, lambs that'll slaughter
[00:57.89]Looking skamp as Hannibal stocking
[00:59.46]Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets
[01:03.82]Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka
[01:05.89]But I gallon some knockers
[01:08.89]I bet you they ring a bell
[01:11.19]when I come back and I'm conscious
[01:13.77]What happened, doc? I passed out again
[01:14.88]Alcohol's making me break into vacant's naked
[01:15.71]Stole a Magnum box
[01:16.50]and bag Cirocs in back of a Doxon
[01:17.30]Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics
[01:18.76]Too close to the stair master
[01:20.64]Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it
[01:22.55]Woke up shortly there after, hungover
[01:26.83]No one to wear, grasping a bear,
[01:29.79]rasped it and dropped it
[01:32.61]Air Max in my closet,
[01:33.38]preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich
[01:34.35]And the cross stitching is a cross mix
[01:35.21]Of a rhinoceros, possum skin,
[01:36.15]giraffe and a dolphin
[01:36.94]Dolphin fin dockers, eyes cautious, drop crotches
[01:38.24]Swats watches and sneakers matches
[01:40.03]with the parkers
[01:42.76]But it's like being overstepped at a boxing gym
[01:43.95]With all these trainers,
[01:45.23]but I don't have any boxers
[01:45.97]And I'm standing here naked,
[01:46.77]hangover, still wasted
[01:47.91]Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious
[01:48.72]Yo, why does it always sound like
[01:49.74]I'm grabbing my nostrils?
[01:50.75]******* that, I'll battle 'em all, I'll battle 'em all
[01:53.38]I'll stand there and yell mad at a wall
[01:54.94]Until the mannequin doll
[01:56.01]scatter the inanimate objects
[01:57.26]That I'm badder than all, shatter and fall
[01:59.17]Cause I hear the track
[02:00.74]And I'm starting to get ******g amped,
[02:02.01]I'mma spark with 'em
[02:03.36]Like the car with the cables hooked
[02:04.69]to my ******g back, I'm a Duracell
[02:06.61]But I sure as hell got it backwards
[02:07.40]cause y'all could get jumped
[02:08.22]And I'd catch the battery charge, but
[02:10.08]I got a hunch like your back when it's arching
[02:12.58]When I start attacking your squadron
[02:14.18]You'll feel like Master Card when I'm charging
[02:15.73]So take a swipe at me, I'm coming straight at you
[02:16.92]Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers
[02:18.78]So get the sack of Wisconsin
[02:20.20]That's nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding?
[02:22.47]You *******s are all gonna do my bidding
[02:23.74]Don't get dragged to the auction
[02:25.21]Neiman Marcus, bags of the Tylenol
[02:26.95]I'll push a ******* into oncoming traffic,
[02:28.63]just watch this
[02:29.60]Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass
[02:31.16]See I'm at you wack when
[02:32.38]I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave
[02:33.78]In a ******g taxi cab to go shopping
[02:35.11]Affable guy next door is laughable
[02:36.37]My next whore's gon' have mechanical arms
[02:38.45]That'll jack me off
[02:39.55]with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor
[02:41.24]No emotion hence
[02:42.40]I guess this sick ******* dies hard
[02:43.38]I got a Magic Johnson
[02:45.63]It's like a magic wand allows me to
[02:47.04]not let a blonde arouse me
[02:48.05]If Ronda Rousey was on the couch,
[02:49.04]with the condoms out
[02:50.29]Holding a thousand Magnums at once,
[02:51.26]Wants to Pounce
[02:52.25]How I laugh in response how she dances
[02:53.13]and flaunts it around me
[02:54.59]Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around
[02:55.77]And all I see is
[02:57.65]she's slaughterhouse in a blouse
[02:58.72]And Madonna with mud on her,
[02:59.64]got dammit I a misogynist
[03:00.72]I slap [?] with a lobster, throw her off a balcony
[03:02.09]Just so happens she's fond of Al
[03:04.04]Cause now she's faceplanting on the concrete
[03:08.73]Complete lack of responsibility
[03:10.57]Half you assholes ain't strong
[03:12.49]enough to pick up a spirit
[03:13.40]*******t, you *******s couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop
[03:15.72]But I let the track lift 'em up, boost the energy
[03:17.79]Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up,
[03:19.33]but my thing is this now
[03:20.70]Five finger discount
[03:22.00]Been rapping so long I've been killing this *******t,
[03:23.85]it's easy
[03:24.56]Kidnapping your mom cause
[03:25.87]I'm still in this *******, thievery
[03:26.88]Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey,
[03:28.84]Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit
[03:30.05]Always scared if I went back to the blonde
[03:32.81]I might relapse, get to some bull*******t
[03:34.22]Perhaps I'll launch some cracker taunts
[03:35.65]at Action Bronson
[03:36.52]Macklemore and Mac Miller and Asher Roth
[03:38.50]Have some back and forths
[03:39.33]And record a wack response to
[03:40.69]Kendrick Lamar's Control verse
[03:41.93]And perform Fack in concert
[03:43.27][Fack plays]
[03:48.60]Yo, I put that *******t on a Greatest Hits album
[03:49.83]Now that was awesome
[03:51.12]It takes some massive ******* to do some *******t like that
[03:53.64]Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like
[03:54.55](I'll stick around)
[03:55.77]And put up with my crap so long for
[03:56.93]What's the attraction, mama?
[03:58.32]Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking,
[03:59.62]actual quadruple entendre
[04:01.27]Or the pointy nose that's pointing at you, mama?
[04:03.96]Who knows at this point, it's always poking so meh
[04:06.38]Still get along with this voice
[04:08.17]cause that's the monster
[04:09.42]So do-si-do with a sociopath,
[04:12.43]everyone who knows me knows that
[04:13.60]What they don't know is the
[04:15.96]fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh
[04:16.42]She loves the way I lie
[04:17.09]Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow
[04:18.51]Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole
[04:21.89]That might've disguise pants, but they on fire
[04:22.35]So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off
[04:23.25]Sabotage Chris**as, crap in your stocking
[04:24.26]I'm wrapping up all the presents
[04:28.83]In ******g camouflage so you can't even find 'em
[04:29.46]Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off
[04:37.55]Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him
[04:39.73]Blowing the head gasket at Bed,
[04:41.54]Bath and Beyond
[04:42.36]Put the basket back
[04:43.19]while the bath salt packets are gone
[04:44.56]Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier
[04:46.32]But classic rock acid rap is the genre
[04:48.26]Got Slash on guitar, spla*******ng Bizarre,
[04:50.81]Trasher and Aerosmith
[04:53.84]And I'm a spectacular archer,
[04:54.96]feed count Dracula Chocula
[04:56.54]Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan
[04:58.32]Bandwagoners kicking the damn stragglers off
[04:59.26]and I'm strangling 'em
[05:00.04]Smack Kim Basinger on the ass
[05:00.72]
