The Real Slim Shady (Live From MTV VMAs / 2000)
作词 : Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam; like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh)
It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who", "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade they've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so F him, and F you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a ___ like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
The Real Slim Shady (Live From MTV VMAs / 2000)LRC歌词
[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
[00:02.516] May I have your attention, please?
[00:05.309] May I have your attention, please?
[00:08.432] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:12.851] I repeat
[00:13.918] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:16.938]
[00:17.532]
[00:17.766] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:19.805] Jaws all on the floor like Pam; like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:22.887] And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
[00:24.610] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh)
[00:26.825] It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:29.631] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:32.058] And Dr. Dre said
[00:33.402] Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
[00:36.550] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:37.965] "Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:40.360] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
[00:42.993] Flippin' the you-know-who", "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
[00:45.420] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47.732] But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:49.994] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:52.466] But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:54.731] "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
[00:56.931] And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.375] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.412] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:03.717] Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.698] By the time they hit fourth grade they've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:08.697] We ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:09.882] Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.411] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.415] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:17.997] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:19.791] Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
[01:22.098]
[01:22.291] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:24.029] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26.319] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:29.177] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:31.408] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:33.359] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:35.663] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:38.332] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:40.508]
[01:40.761] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.045] Well, I do, so F him, and F you too
[01:44.962] You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
[01:47.015] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:49.506] "But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:51.774] Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
[01:54.046] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:56.208] Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:58.556] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:00.658] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.365] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:05.612] "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
[02:08.042] I should download her audio on MP3
[02:09.890] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
[02:12.804] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
[02:15.654] So I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:17.398] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.329] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a ___ like me
[02:21.777] Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
[02:23.962] And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
[02:26.298]
[02:26.514] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:28.405] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:30.713] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:33.509] Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:35.577] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:37.746] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:39.964] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:42.803] Please stand up, please stand up?
